Yers, as you all know (ffs I made it plain enough) I have been to the Island of Lurrrve Cyprus, I come back to see you plebs so you can enjoy my jovial company, and I find I have a stiffy, I can get it in, but I have to use a bit of force, and as you chaps know, I don't like to force it, I like it natural, easy, no struggle..... shes an auto (always ready to go... har,har, snort, know what I mean? say no more) do you think she needs a little lube, (I like lube) and what naughty bits should I put lube on?
PS if you need MORE innuendo please **** of, I'm off for a shag now!!
PS if you need MORE innuendo please **** of, I'm off for a shag now!!