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well you know as well as I do, Land Rovers, Like girls, like it rough

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BoomerV8 said:
Ah, the Texan girls. When I was out in the US in '98/99 Custom Harvesting, I discovered that Texan girls had a habit of dropping their knickers quite easily. Had something to do with my being British apparently.
Welcome to the loony zone fella :D
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I've met some that were really easy, doesn't mean I did them all... lol

I prefer to work at it though.

I dated a girl for 5 months and she cheated on me because I wouldn't have sex with her, I wanted to wait. Since her, I haven't been with anyone. I'm tired of the Bull****.
 
oh yeah, she was really pretty when I was with her, but she's fat now, makes me laugh I saw her at a light one day when I got my new bike, I was in my jacket, and dark tinted visor on my helmet so I got up next to her, rev'ved she looked over and I flipped her off and she still doesn't know it was me.
 
LiftedFreelander said:
oh yeah, she was really pretty when I was with her, but she's fat now, makes me laugh I saw her at a light one day when I got my new bike, I was in my jacket, and dark tinted visor on my helmet so I got up next to her, rev'ved she looked over and I flipped her off and she still doesn't know it was me.
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Sounds like you found that a particularly satisfying moment, especially as shes fat now...:D
Are there many Land Rovers about in the Lone Star state these days? I remember loads of pickups, big V8s with straight through pipes (no mufflers) and the Dodge Ram as being the one to have.
 
I hate Dodges. I'm a Ford guy. I've got 4 Mustangs lol

my dad and I each have a Land Rover, After Ford bought them it seemed as if more were showing up.

Starting to see them all over the place now.

There is a 1974 Series that I want to buy right here in Midland but the guy won't sell it.
 
LiftedFreelander said:
I hate Dodges. I'm a Ford guy. I've got 4 Mustangs lol

my dad and I each have a Land Rover, After Ford bought them it seemed as if more were showing up.

Starting to see them all over the place now.

There is a 1974 Series that I want to buy right here in Midland but the guy won't sell it.
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So, is the only reason you own a Land Rover is because Ford owned them?
And would you buy another one if the owners turned out to be Indian (and I dont mean native americans)
 
BoomerV8 said:
So, is the only reason you own a Land Rover is because Ford owned them?
And would you buy another one if the owners turned out to be Indian (and I dont mean native americans)
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I've liked Land Rover since day one, as long as Tata doesn't screw them up I'd buy several more Land Rovers

Yella:

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We didn't fight the Indians there. It was originally a Mission for Indians, but that's not who we fought.

It's all good though because Texas kicked their ass and we were our own country for 9 years. I wish we still were.
 
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