tottot
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Haynes, Rotate clockwise slowly.
Translation, clamp with mole grip and heave.
Haynes, This is a snug fit.
Translation, clamp with mole grip and hit with hammer.
Haynes, This will be tight.
Translation, Clamp with mole grip and hit with bigger hammer.
Haynes, This fixing will be very firm.
Translation, Get out the plus gas and the flame thrower, clamp with mole grip and beat with hammer.
Haynes, Retain small spring.
Translation, Ping, where the hell did that go ?
Haynes, Weekly checks
Translation, If its not broke don't fix it.
Haynes, Routine maintenance.
Translation. It may not be broke but it is about to be.
Haynes, If not you can fabricate your own special tool.
Translation, Yea right.
Haynes, Compress.
Translation, Squeeze like hell then look for mole grip and hammer.
Haynes, Carefully ----
Translation, get the fist aid kit out.
Haynes, Axle retaining nut.
Translation, Big blob of rust.
Haynes, Get an assistant.
Translation, Prepare to be humiliated.
Haynes, Refitting is the reverse,
Translation, Dam I forgot how it came apart in the first place.
Haynes, Prize away locating pegs.
Translation, Snap off.
Haynes, Use a suitable drift.
Translation, Six inch nail and beat with hammer.
Haynes, Apply moderate heat and tap until free
Translation, Get out the flame thrower, clamp with mole grip, with large hammer beat the crap out of it.
Haynes, Index.
Translation, Something you may waste your life away looking through and never find what you want.
Translation, clamp with mole grip and heave.
Haynes, This is a snug fit.
Translation, clamp with mole grip and hit with hammer.
Haynes, This will be tight.
Translation, Clamp with mole grip and hit with bigger hammer.
Haynes, This fixing will be very firm.
Translation, Get out the plus gas and the flame thrower, clamp with mole grip and beat with hammer.
Haynes, Retain small spring.
Translation, Ping, where the hell did that go ?
Haynes, Weekly checks
Translation, If its not broke don't fix it.
Haynes, Routine maintenance.
Translation. It may not be broke but it is about to be.
Haynes, If not you can fabricate your own special tool.
Translation, Yea right.
Haynes, Compress.
Translation, Squeeze like hell then look for mole grip and hammer.
Haynes, Carefully ----
Translation, get the fist aid kit out.
Haynes, Axle retaining nut.
Translation, Big blob of rust.
Haynes, Get an assistant.
Translation, Prepare to be humiliated.
Haynes, Refitting is the reverse,
Translation, Dam I forgot how it came apart in the first place.
Haynes, Prize away locating pegs.
Translation, Snap off.
Haynes, Use a suitable drift.
Translation, Six inch nail and beat with hammer.
Haynes, Apply moderate heat and tap until free
Translation, Get out the flame thrower, clamp with mole grip, with large hammer beat the crap out of it.
Haynes, Index.
Translation, Something you may waste your life away looking through and never find what you want.