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How much jesus ???
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If its too pricey for you I'll be listing my underpigeon non-Dynamic Evoque at a very competitive price; just as soon as I've found the leak thats messing with the becm
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In my eyes i just cant see £75,000 in it 3 years time it will be 25k worth i know its all dependent on how much you have and earn etc etc but when a 3 year old L322 vogue is worth like 25k id rather have three of those lol....or £4k p38 and £71k in the bank
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It's a embarissment having the range rover name on it. It's just so wrong.
I cringe when i see them. It's a mini on steriods!
I cringe when i see them. It's a mini on steriods!
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If its too pricey for you I'll be listing my underpigeon non-Dynamic Evoque at a very competitive price; just as soon as I've found the leak thats messing with the becm
I see you have found our Ejoke Superleggera. The all aluminium space frame body shell on top of the ultralight chassis means we can strip 98% of the kerb weight giving increased acceleration times and much better hairdo's.
As can be seen we have removed the conventional drive train and replaced with a 4 leg power (1/4 hp) Pedalo arrangement to stop hippies and weirdos from chaining themselves to our production facilities (Defender300TD1's shed) as his wife is getting cheesed off with it!!!
We feel this is much better than the standard Ejoke cos frankly whatever we did to it was always going to be better than the ****e posh spice can do.
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Great to hear from someone in Ejoke production. Is it true Geri Halliwell is on your design team? I'm only selling this one cos I didn't like the colour and doesn't have the sports mode.:scratching_chin:
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Hi,
You are indeed correct, Ginger Spice will be in charge of the Interior Lighting Layout, Posh Spice in charge of Interior Space, Baby Spice is to be heading up the Materials selection, Scarey Spice is now the new head of Security and Sporty Spice will be leading the UNDERPIGEON's Health and Social Awareness division....
In the Design Department, Stevie Wonder is being talked to for Exterior Styling, and Tracey Emmin will be producing all our concept car artwork and clay models.
If you are unsure of the Colour we can always provide you with a set of Crayola Crayons (The offical UNDERPIGEON Design Dept. Tools) and for Sport Mode, we substitute the two numptys pedalling for Usan Bolt and that other pretty quick fella....
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The UNDERPIGEON Team
kevwill
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Now yer talkin'. If only they'd given me these options at the Early Learning Centre when I bought it. I'll take you up on the crayola colour change; but instead of Usain Bolt and un-named quick bloke, could I have 2 Victoria Pendleton's fitted please?
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Crayola on its way to you - Please do not do what our head of Creative Ideas did and eat them 'for a laugh...' he spent 4 days in A&E, not particularly funny, until we told the nursing staff what he had done, we had a few giggles over that one!
The VP Package does attract a premium over the standard Sport Package, firstly the seats need to be changed for slim line racing saddles, the gearing is changed to permit a greater acceleration time, and we install a box of Kleenex Tissues in the glove box, cos starring at her shapely buttocks is enough to get anyone to accidentaly 'bust juice...' as our Lead Chassis Designer put it...
Please indicate if you would like Miss Pendleton with or without the Visable Panty Line option (Camel Toe Design Package is another Premium ontop once again).
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Hmm...decisions..decisions. Well, I am obviously after speed and looks with the Ejoke - so a stripped down version of the Pendleton Sports sounds the way to go. Do you have a brochure??
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Ooooh...you want the Premium VP package then for the full stripped down version.
For this we install a second box of Kleenex as one just isn't enough, there is the option of a BDSM Swing in the rear Load Space plus the option of a myriad of 'Toys' to keep you entertained....!!
Please do note that with the PVP package we do not include leather interior and we substitute this with 'Wipe Clean' seats instead to avoid those 'unsightly marks'.
We do not currently have a brochure, but I do suggest a Goooooogle Image Search with the Safe Search Function Disabled - just Gooooooogle Victoria Pendleton and I am pretty sure there will some gratifying images available to you to indulge the Ejoke PVP stripped down model.
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The UNDERPIGEON Team
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Ahhh Great - Iwas hoping they would be ready today....just look at the Rear Quarter - a true testiment to shapely design....can't wait to see the finished PVP mock up....
Some say the L322 had a big overhanging rear, if we introduce the PVP Model to the L322, that shapely and beautifully curved rear end will set it off nicely.
Grand Job SAS1810...
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The UNDERPIGEON Team
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Great stuff. Sold!! If saint.v8 could send me the 2 boxes of Ejoke Kleenex - just so I can check they fit in the glovebox you understand.:lvlove-158:
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In the post - with a complimentary tube of KY for being a loyal UNDERPIGEON customer.
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The UNDERPIGEON Team
sas1810
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i think the R+D dept should at least be thinking of a Jimmy Saville type rear interior for those lonely nights with the above pictorial options.
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Inlight of recent events UNDERPIGEON has ceased all trades, naming conventions, commercial tie-ins and severed all links to Jimmi Saville and his co-horts...
Whilst UNDERPIGEON prides itself on all things crass and crap, UNDERPIGEON will not be and never shall be dragged to those sorts of depths of low and beastly behaviour.
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