How do I change from a 2wd to a 4wd?

mysteryman · Feb 4, 2009

Yep.
True story - my ex was very independant n usde to check the oil in her car herself - fair play I thought. Till I realised taht she was filling the oil using a funnel stuck in the dipstick hole. - True I promise u..........

oil dripper · Feb 5, 2009

mysteryman said:
Yep.
True story - my ex was very independant n usde to check the oil in her car herself - fair play I thought. Till I realised taht she was filling the oil using a funnel stuck in the dipstick hole. - True I promise u..........

bet her used ta check her water in her old vw beetle anurl

Pikey · Feb 5, 2009

mysteryman said:
Yep.
True story - my ex was very independant n usde to check the oil in her car herself - fair play I thought. Till I realised taht she was filling the oil using a funnel stuck in the dipstick hole. - True I promise u..........

Least she used a funnel I got a frantic fone call off a friend because she tried that and didn't even have the brains to use a funnel.

The_Big_P · Feb 5, 2009

mysteryman said:
Yep.
True story - my ex was very independant n usde to check the oil in her car herself - fair play I thought. Till I realised taht she was filling the oil using a funnel stuck in the dipstick hole. - True I promise u..........

Oh for **** sake, I've heard it all now

Women eh?

oil dripper · Feb 5, 2009

or did her use ta fill the enjun up wiff water if it got hot

mysteryman · Feb 5, 2009

Cum on - we were here the other night. As "they" say u can't bull**** a bull****ter. Was funny tho..............

goonarmy · Feb 5, 2009

mysteryman said:
Yep.
True story - my ex was very independant n usde to check the oil in her car herself - fair play I thought. Till I realised taht she was filling the oil using a funnel stuck in the dipstick hole. - True I promise u..........

Would work tho, shes would be better off than the OP!

PASTMASTER · Feb 5, 2009

109party said:
i doubt he will be back, or mayb we will see him in a fiesta in ditch, while hes still on his games console, probly forgot he was steering.

Would that be a 1wd Fiesta?

CharlesY · Feb 5, 2009

In my SAAB 900 Turbo the ONLY way to put in oil is down the dipstick tube!

This plan saves all the girly problems.

CharlesY

mysteryman · Feb 5, 2009

Hmmmmphhh

aviator · Feb 5, 2009

When I worra teenager I had a part time job at a petrol filling station, (in the olden days before self service we used to fill it for ya) While I was filling this womans petrol tank she decided she would check the oil. She proceded to open pints (remember them) of oil and pour them in. after about four tins had gone in I had finished filling her tank and walked round the front, She said "I cant understand how it needs so much" she was trying to fill the engine with oil. Didn't know about the dipstick she thought it should be full.!!!!

109party · Feb 5, 2009

PASTMASTER said:
Would that be a 1wd Fiesta?

nope he was wondering why when he tryed to put it in 12 wheel drive it dint work as onli had four wheels so he had 2 ask 4 help

CharlesY · Feb 6, 2009

When I owned my little filling station way back in the 70s, one day a woman came in with a Hillman Imp and she was in a rage. Her husband had checked the oil, and it was very low, so he had shouted at her to fill it with oil. water and petrol. I told her I had no problem filling the water and the petrol, but I would NOT "FILL" the engine with oil. So she bought about a gallon and a half of engine oil, and she poured it in the filler cap until it was full, right to the top!

It started, after a struggle but the smoke was so bad I stopped it. One squirt on the throttle would probably have burst the alloy block from hydraulic shocks!

So she then phoned her husband to tell him she had done EXACTLY what he had told her to do, but there now seemed to be a smoke problem for some reason ....

He and I put the Imp up on the ramp and I drained the oil back out, while she smirked.

Score - Wife 1 ,,,, Husband 0

CharlesY

mormond · Feb 6, 2009

You dont change mate youre in 4WD plus traction control when youre sliping

chromiumuk · Feb 6, 2009

The_Big_P said:
It really does amaze me at how thick some people can be

On Here?........seems to be pretty normal.

tlayzell · Feb 8, 2009

mysteryman said:
Yep.
True story - my ex was very independant n usde to check the oil in her car herself - fair play I thought. Till I realised taht she was filling the oil using a funnel stuck in the dipstick hole. - True I promise u..........

So, like the transmission fluid then?

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