P38A Holland and Holland anyone?

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I have a HnH nice gun.

I had a problem a few years ago when I was nicked me on the A1 for a right foot problem, old bill pain in the butt starts asking where my gun is, wants to inspect boot ect....
WTF I am in my business suit not shooting gear.
I asked what right he had which annoyed him, asked to seen his FAC which annoyed him even more. They have no right to see a weapon or be an arsenal just because you have a gun licence. Nob gave me a ticket and put a marker on the car and I got stopped quite a lot for a couple of weeks then I swapped the car as the lease finished.
Apparently when they radio HQ with your name they are informed if you hold a gun licence.

Imaging how often you could get stopped with a HnH motor!
 
I have a HnH nice gun.

I had a problem a few years ago when I was nicked me on the A1 for a right foot problem, old bill pain in the butt starts asking where my gun is, wants to inspect boot ect....
WTF I am in my business suit not shooting gear.
I asked what right he had which annoyed him, asked to seen his FAC which annoyed him even more. They have no right to see a weapon or be an arsenal just because you have a gun licence. Nob gave me a ticket and put a marker on the car and I got stopped quite a lot for a couple of weeks then I swapped the car as the lease finished.
Apparently when they radio HQ with your name they are informed if you hold a gun licence.

Imaging how often you could get stopped with a HnH motor!
I had a knob, on a renewal visit, was going to report me for having a loaded weapon in my security cabinet. He had never seen snapcaps before.:eek:
 
I had a knob, on a renewal visit, was going to report me for having a loaded weapon in my security cabinet. He had never seen snapcaps before.:eek:

Why does that not surprise me.

I was walking back from the pub across the fields on night and old bill stopped me and accused me of corsing because I had my 4 cell magnlight.
I asked her if she had seen anyone corsing with cocker spaniels before, so did not under stand the question.
She got quite upty about the torch and demanded to know why I had it, I pointed out it was dark.........

Me being ****ed asked her if this was her first trip out of the city......
I had to collect the torch next day from her sergeant who found it all most amusing.
 
Why does that not surprise me.

I was walking back from the pub across the fields on night and old bill stopped me and accused me of corsing because I had my 4 cell magnlight.
I asked her if she had seen anyone corsing with cocker spaniels before, so did not under stand the question.
She got quite upty about the torch and demanded to know why I had it, I pointed out it was dark.........

Me being ****ed asked her if this was her first trip out of the city......
I had to collect the torch next day from her sergeant who found it all most amusing.
Would they want you to drive home? The same knob phoned me an hour after the visit and said his Inspector didn't like my ammmunition being stored under lock and key in the garage and that I would have to move it.I told him I would put it in my desk cupboard, he said he needed to see it there. I told him that the only time was 0800 the next day, he agreed and arrived on time. He was happy with the storage until I pointed out that the grandchildren now had access to it. He also didn't know who BASC were and he hadn't done the "course" WTF
 
Dam spell checker......shells dear boy shells
No they don't, I pointed out that I could keep them half way down the drive or on the front door step if I wanted but he was adamant, I even spoke to Bill Harriman (that's how BASC was mentioned). I was off the Spain for a few month's so wanted the renewal before I left, so path of least resistance. He also came out with "I know how you people love your gun's", cue bango music. I asked if he played golf (which he did) and did he love his golf clubs? ****er;)
 
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