Other HippoGuard Anti Theft Secuirty System

Hippo · Apr 1, 2016

The Hippo Technology Centre of Freelandering has developed a revolutionary new security system to protect yer vehicles from thieves. Fits all Land Rover products and it's cheap to buy.

HippoGuard is the world's most technically advanced anti theft security system for yer vehicle, using industry leading technology. Easy to install with no set-up required. Even a tratterer could do it.

We recently demonstrated HippoGuard to the Thatcham Research assessors. Imagine a line up of Thatcham thugs carrying the tools of their trade only to see the HippoGuard defeat them. Let's just say they were absolutely stunned. Never before has this happened.

HippoGuard is available from today from all Land Rover main dealers worldwide.

Video below demonstrates the HippoGuard anti theft device.

video = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWQ-J2q1oA

GrumpyGel · Apr 1, 2016

I'm afraid I'm taking you to trading standards 'cos it wouldn't work on a Tratter.... you'd still know where it was by the puddles of oil on the floor!

Good to see you back

Nodge68 · Apr 1, 2016

Nice one Hippo.

Skinny Mike · Apr 1, 2016

Fookin marvellous, I'll have one.
Cheered my morning up

Mike

digby · Apr 1, 2016

does it work on BMW's too ??
if so i'll take 3

Nodge68 · Apr 1, 2016

I wish it did. Then I could make the wife's disappear and loose the keys!!

Hippo · Apr 1, 2016

GrumpyGel said:
I'm afraid I'm taking you to trading standards 'cos it wouldn't work on a Tratter.... you'd still know where it was by the puddles of oil on the floor!

Good to see you back

If you look at the numerous trading standards empty car parks on google maps you'll see they're already an established fleet user of the HippoGurad.

Hippo · Apr 1, 2016

digby said:
does it work on BMW's too ??
if so i'll take 3

Works on all vehicles with fobs using RF. HippoGuard won't work if living objects/animals are inside.

Skinny Mike · Apr 1, 2016

Noticed the doors didn't fall off when it rematerialised.

Mike

marti666 · Apr 1, 2016

......

teddywood1 · Apr 2, 2016

welcome back Lord Hippo brilliant idea this is great for beating traffic wardens

110woman · Apr 2, 2016

Just spotted a bit of a design flaw. What happens if you forget where you've parked your car . You could end up walking around empty spaces in towns for hours randomly pressing your fob !!

wammers · Apr 2, 2016

Another thought would be, why spend money protecting something nobody in their right mind would want to steal.

Hippo · Apr 3, 2016

110woman said:
Just spotted a bit of a design flaw. What happens if you forget where you've parked your car . You could end up walking around empty spaces in towns for hours randomly pressing your fob !!

It's a risk you have to take but compared with the number of tratter thefts which seems to be rising (not just because they stopped making them it's been rising for a considerable number of years) you may find it also disappears when parked even when yer dun't have HippoGuard installed and activated, protecting yer tratter. And we int talking parts falling oft and being washed away when it's raining, although it's well known this happens. Naturally I can't divulge any future products or developments.

110woman · Apr 3, 2016

I think you ought to probably come down the road to LZ 12 and demonstrate this product to LZ members in the flesh.....give people a few pints and you'd be flogging this by the dozen !!

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