I'm Mongo,
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I like pulling the legs off donkeys and waving them around over my head as i chase pensioners out of the post office on Tuesday mornings... great fun.
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I'm into large diesel vehicles, i have several company cars at my disposal, which are actually buses. At face value that may not sound so great, however when you think about it, they are the ultimate chick magnets, as i get hundreds of women smiling at me on a daily basis as they know i'm going to drive them home safely in my quarter of a million pound ride.
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Seriously, if i go into a bar or club, women avoid me like the plague, yet when i'm at work... stud.
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Don't you just wish you were me.
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I like pulling the legs off donkeys and waving them around over my head as i chase pensioners out of the post office on Tuesday mornings... great fun.
.
I'm into large diesel vehicles, i have several company cars at my disposal, which are actually buses. At face value that may not sound so great, however when you think about it, they are the ultimate chick magnets, as i get hundreds of women smiling at me on a daily basis as they know i'm going to drive them home safely in my quarter of a million pound ride.
.
Seriously, if i go into a bar or club, women avoid me like the plague, yet when i'm at work... stud.
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Don't you just wish you were me.
Mongo like candy...!
