Oddie
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I suggest........ your lurcher! Just put a hosepipe up its bum!
HHO...has anyone dabbled with it yet?
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HuN73R
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Slob,
I find it hard to believe that there are adult people out there walking about among us, and even driving around among us, who are so ignorant, and so stupid, that they can be persuaded by con-men snake-oil salesmen that they can run their engine on water.
The most basic of science makes it absolutely plain that it isn't possible, not in principle or in theory or in fact.
CharlesY
I find it hard to believe that there are adult people out there walking about among us, and even driving around among us, who are so ignorant, and so stupid, that they can be persuaded by con-men snake-oil salesmen that they can run their engine on water.
The most basic of science makes it absolutely plain that it isn't possible, not in principle or in theory or in fact.
CharlesY
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it is possible, but only after you build a big enough trailer , so yer can drag Coniston Water behind yere
slob
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what yer wanna do is build a magnetic injun then yer could drive up and down them ley lines all day long , fer nowt
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oi! rupert! do yer think in my capacity as adminman i should merge this fred with the joke fred?
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do you think he is serious and believes it or just acting it
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HuN73R
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OK... So we can except that an engine cant run on water. What about the dog farts? Has anyone tried this? Does this require a pressure valve to stop the dog backing up with gas?
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Ooooh I see how this could work, if the dogs follow through we could also sell it off as marmite.....this is gonna be well profitable
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we could carry out tests using my dog if you like,if you can wake the lazy bastard up.
HuN73R
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Maybe best if he stays asleep!! With a bit of luub, he might not notice the fuel line going up his arse!!
Is it a big dog? Trying to work out the methane levels he might produce... Maybe extra veggies in his food might help output!
Also is he likly to bit your fookin face off on isertion of the pipe?
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try a cow - yu get for fuel an it aint so mean.
HuN73R
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Good point!! But... there might be an issue with mounting the sucker! Do you think it could go on the back door like the spare wheel? Maybe a couple of cargo straps?
But then thinking about it.. Would there be an issue with the MOT when they test the emmissions and the fookin cow sh!ts on the mechanics head?
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I have been thinking about this running your engine on water and I think it can be done.
First you will need one of these (See attach)
Then a big pile of cash and all the really smart eggheads you can find.
You put them all in a room and give them items 1 and 2, then you sit back and wait for 10 to 20 years and if we are lucky.
You may get enough power out to charge a set of batteries with which to run your landy on.
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You will need to convert your Landy to elec power
First you will need one of these (See attach)
Then a big pile of cash and all the really smart eggheads you can find.
You put them all in a room and give them items 1 and 2, then you sit back and wait for 10 to 20 years and if we are lucky.
You may get enough power out to charge a set of batteries with which to run your landy on.
Ps
You will need to convert your Landy to elec power
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No kidding?
Try telling that to the farmers who have been maimed and killed by mean cows!
If you want to see a REALLY mean critter, find a Highland cow with a small calf, and then walk into the space between the cow and her calf ....
Check the horns first - that way you'll know how far out your other side one of them is going to end up sticking out.
To all LandyZoners unfamiliar with cows .... generally they are placid and biddable, but they do recognise strangers, and they can be extremely aggressive if provoked in some way they take exception to - like messing about with their baby, which usually will be tucked away safely, and you won't even see it.
Oh yes, and most cows weigh over half a ton and can run faster than you. Their method of killing is either or both of horns or feet-stomping.
CharlesY
1969 Series 2a 2.25L Diesel last mileage 71.43MPG. Just a quick thanks for all the encouragement lads. If anyone wants to see it and check it out I live in Lancaster but don't mind driving a reasonable distance to show you ( it may have good mileage but it's still only happy at around 40 so I don't tend to see motorways unless its from a flyover). Anyway, take care lads. Feel free to contact me via the moderators or whatever.
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I think you need to seek help from a Mental Health professional.
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Yh a water powered landy thats a bit crazy thinkin
Oddie
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There's an "O" missing between the "H"'s in the title of this fred!
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