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Oh, chrissakes, if you wave to a Freelander on the road the driver'll go back to their hubby (M or f) & swear blind that "this farmer" was trying to start an affair with her.

Sorry, I used to wave at Defenders, but after so many blank looks & feeling a bit of an idiot (no, not "what bit"), anything younger than a III & I don't bother, the solidarity is lost!
 
No? Well I ain't chilled this fine eve' either on account of avoiding the ol' aged single malt in preference for a touch of deep frozen syrupy blue label Ruskie's finest!

Now who wants a fight?
 
Grunt mate, you can kinda tell on approach. If it's shiny, they probably ain't gonna wave, if it looks like it gets used as God intended, then I'll chance me arm for the sake of the brotherhood & wave heartily.

If it's shiny & they wave first & I don't get a chance before they pass, I feel a plonker for being so ignorant, jeesh, it's an etiquette minefield out there! Where's my therapist? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE?
 
You? YOU? Slob, ya' soft Frenchie luvvin man, woman, man? Hanging around the harbour looking for dead fish with your Spanish pimp boyfriend that's what you like to do isn't it Mr President sir?..............Ooops, it's been a very long day gents!
 
Marcus said:
Grunt mate, you can kinda tell on approach. If it's shiny, they probably ain't gonna wave, if it looks like it gets used as God intended, then I'll chance me arm for the sake of the brotherhood & wave heartily.

If it's shiny & they wave first & I don't get a chance before they pass, I feel a plonker for being so ignorant, jeesh, it's an etiquette minefield out there! Where's my therapist? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE?

Yeah, shiny ones tend to seem embarrassed when I pass in the opposite direction. Dont really care a bollock really, at least mine gets used.

Regards WP.
 
now which one of you fluckers said i lur the frogs????i'm only here cos the weather is better for me old war wound. i got shot in the head with an rpg.
 
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