Hello to another great forum

[mondo]

daft sez yer was!

 

[HybridGirl]

daft sez yer was!

Dafts BLIND ffs!!! what wud he know?? Plus he gots dementia so he wint remember...

 

[Grippa]

There int nowt not proper about me!

Cept' yer dick.

 

[mondo]

UUurrrghh!

give ower marcus , As avin me tea ...ginger knob urrgghh FFs

 

[Grippa]

Airy arse I'm tol' too.

 

[mondo]

Huuuuuwwwweeeeeeyyyy!

 

[Grippa]

Chugnuts like lumps o' coal t'boot I have on good orfority!

 

[mondo]

Chugnuts like lumps o' coal t'boot I have on good orfority!

That'll be Daft agen ???

 

[Grippa]

That'll be Daft agen ???

Ee' duz his best to keep removin' 'em. Says it's the worst job 'ees ever had.

 

[Trewey]

wot - wurse than lobsters from jane mansefield's arsehole?

 

[Grippa]

Awww, worse, much worse ee' said. Mind you, you should see the length of his snot.

 

[Trewey]

Gross!

 

[GRUNT]

Can't find the Lobsters and Jane Mansfield bum one but this is better

YouTube - Peter Cook & Dudley Moore

 

[Trewey]

How about the "You c**t" one!

 

[GRUNT]

"So I hit the fakin cant" one you mean?

 

[Trewey]

nah - the one where they just keep repeating those 2 words with different intonations - grating at first but feckin hilarious after a while...

 

[GRUNT]

Don't remember that un.

 

[Trewey]

fink it were "derek & clive live" actyewelly

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

why is my ears burning?

 

[GRUNT]

Cos you've set fire to em agin you senile owld fool.