Dunt yur know that putting shoes and boots on a table is unlucky, if yur a sooperstushus guy.
Yes dear, her table?? is she a big lady then. Mine can kill a human from 50 paces wif her voice, and flem.
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Dunt yur know that putting shoes and boots on a table is unlucky, if yur a sooperstushus guy.
Yes dear, her table?? is she a big lady then. Mine can kill a human from 50 paces wif her voice, and flem.
the colonel
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whoa !!! now thats a woman. mine is quite gentle. its the crap she throws at you when you arent ready that hurts.
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Mine gave me a dislocated shoulder and tore all my AC ligaments once 
Bushwhacked yer meen, yel hufta sleep like the duke wiff an eye half open colonel, or fook the kids on sentry duty.
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my wife is good. she lets me know at the last second that shes upon me. nice girl really. she didnt mind the boot on the table all that much until she noticed the dog **** on the bottom of the boot!
Mine gave me a dislocated shoulder and tore all my AC ligaments once
We talkin violence here or sex, coz if it's sex give me her number, sounds like the whole club needs to come down to help you out.
She's been watchin too much jap war films, they were sneeky little bastids aswel.
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this is true.... i love my wife. she cooks for me, cleans up after me, and makes me laugh when she gets mad !!!
this is true.... i love my wife. she cooks for me, cleans up after me, and makes me laugh when she gets mad !!!
Yev been takin hostage, havent you, and this is some kind of code I saw all them alkayada videos. What happened you forget to cut the grass or summat?
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summat ??? whats that? maybe thats why shes always mad! didnt even know i had one of those...and to cut it??? holy lord !!
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That looks nice.
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added the yellow roof. took it off for the summer!!!!
