HB's Gearbox 'Progress Report'..

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jus got back in, son of stig is starvin and has sed that he will be at hossy in mornin. top day and company once agin, yu suffern pansies dunt no wot u missed, playin in the snow makin snowmen and throwin snowballs for peach to catch
 
Int that Kriss Kristofferson unnerneath that camo gear?

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good man yersen stiggo, i'll mek sure yer et bacon butties when yer come ere, none o them false promises like yer get doon sooth
upon arrival at HB palace a sossige buttie was presented to me to be eaten strait away, now this service can only be put down to telepathetic communicasion between landy owners cos we where delayed slightly on our snow bound travel souf and where 4 minutes later than wot we sed we wud be yet the sossige buttie was nice an hot wiv just the rite amount of tom sors. Now this service will tek sum beatin cos normaly i av to nok like **** on your door to get ye out of bed.
 
aye, well, shes a fair bit younger than me so shes still full o life, and mondos got a young doris ter keep him interested so hes up like a puppy tryin ter catch fer a knee trembler. whereas i go along with the idea that "stig shall knock the door when he gets here" therefore grabbing a while longer in bed.
 
i wernt up early it wer her !

fookin tydiyin up she wer, mekin sossidge sarnies. hidin wine botlles under the kitchin table, erm " kitchin lathe":rolleyes: then stiggo turned up afore i got chance of even a fiddle ffs:eek:
 
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