Happy Birday To Yella

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Jerry said:
No, I was outside kicking the **** out of some toe-rag messing with the wifes car.
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As you didn't take any opportunity to deny that the alleged offender was young; and you happily proclaimed that you were causing actual bodily harm - I think that "child abuse" is an apt description. The fact that you find it disgusting may actualy indicate that you are in denial about your sociopathic tendencies, perhaps this would explain your dellusional belief that cats can type, that you are a police protection priority, and that your comments can cause me any offence. Pussy or plank; would you know the difference?

I'm now going to have a pint of beer, a cigar or two, some full fat butter in my mashed potato to acompany a large steak on the bone, followed by suet & treacle pudding with double cream and custard. All perfectly legal - please express an opinion I like the after dinner jokes.


PS can't leave without a one liner.....
Were you stiff enough to service your wife after the child abuse session?
 
8{|> said:
As you didn't take any opportunity to deny that the alleged offender was young; and you happily proclaimed that you were causing actual bodily harm - I think that "child abuse" is an apt description. The fact that you find it disgusting may actualy indicate that you are in denial about your sociopathic tendencies, perhaps this would explain your dellusional belief that cats can type, that you are a police protection priority, and that your comments can cause me any offence. Pussy or plank; would you know the difference?

I'm now going to have a pint of beer, a cigar or two, some full fat butter in my mashed potato to acompany a large steak on the bone, followed by suet & treacle pudding with double cream and custard. All perfectly legal - please express an opinion I like the after dinner jokes.


PS can't leave without a one liner.....
Were you stiff enough to service your wife after the child abuse session?
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Still having reading and understanding problems I see (hence the plank). Since when do children go to prison, or did you miss that bit.

By the way I don't remember passing any comments about your diet, legal or otherwise.
Calm down, wipe the milk from your eyes and try deep breaths into a brown paper bag.
 
I think this is getting out of hand and away from the original post - lets try and get it back on track please!!

Happy Birthday Yellow Bloke!!!

Keep it real!
 
Jerry said:
Still having reading and understanding problems I see (hence the plank).
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This plank understands that the word you were looking for was 'comprehension'

Jerry said:
Since when do children go to prison, or did you miss that bit.[/quote]
Since they stopped sending them to the colonies - did you miss that event?
NB - you should have placed a question mark at the end - or was it just another rhetorical statement?

Jerry said:
By the way I don't remember passing any comments about your diet, legal or otherwise.
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Possibly misinterpretted your earlier comment....
Jerry said:
I shall put it down to you being a pathetic milk drinking, nicotine stained plank. Good night.
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So after all that - how is the lad that you phisically abused to the extent that when he called the police they decided that the priority was to take him to casualty as you could be questioned later?

PS
I'm not a cat -they can't type.
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