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ket1953 · Dec 18, 2005

Yeah, i say guess what ??, the whole Jurassic Park are coming to my City with ten trailers with,...oh ..sorry , i ment The Rolling Stones, they`re comming to Norway in June. Must say they suprice me a lot those hairy old mates with skinny legs,well i`ve heard that it scould be enough heartstarters behinde the stage. However i`m sitting here scratching me head trying to find out what to buy to my wife this xmas. Last year, well i can say nearly all years she`s got some tools,...you know ,....what else,...she`s got everything, almost,....thinking of something , well last year i gave her two cans of engineoil . She couldn`t use them for ,....but i rushed to tell her that i might be able to use the oil on the Cliff, my 110 deff, which i`m not aloud her to drive. Stay to the 75 i say ,there is now way you can handle my " Cliff " and stick away with him , do you think i am mad?? Oh,... i figured out something ,I may buy her a tubebending machine,...... yeah,...that`s what i`m going to do, and if she can`t use it for the knitting ore kitchenwork,....i`m always helpfull to find a wear for it
By the way , do anyone have a better suggestion so she won`t be ****ed this year to ?
The Norsemen

slob · Dec 18, 2005

you should buy her a brain. i'm sure you could find a use for that as well

GRUNT · Dec 19, 2005

How about English lessons , she could then teach you so, we could understand what the bleddy hell your on about.

ket1953 · Dec 19, 2005

Hi Grunt. Complains on my English ?.Well i could write Norwegian but i bett you would`nt understand a ****.I think most of the members are understanding what i`m writing .You must have to much beer running in youre bleddy beddy. However many of you English are writing and typing wrong to. See you have i bike .What?. I have a Vulcan 800, that`s an Kawasaki ,and same thoughts as you ,i like my two dogs ( Yorkshireterriers )moore than people that are trigging my temper.That kind of people i would like to,...#",¤¤##
The Norseman

Bigstoo · Dec 19, 2005

nope. didnt catch a word of that.

maybe if u had written it in norwegian, at least then we could have stuck it through a translator

GRUNT · Dec 19, 2005

Complains on my English ?.

Nah just taking the ****.

?.Well i could write Norwegian but i bett you would`nt understand a ****.

Nah I understand ****. just don't understand Norwegian. Maybe Danish(it's the language of my ancestors. They were Vikings don't you know, on my fathers side anyway)

I think most of the members are understanding what i`m writing

Don't know about that.

You must have to much beer running in youre bleddy beddy.

Is that possible.

However many of you English are writing and typing wrong to.

Yeh but no but yeh but, you see right.

See you have i bike .What?.

Suzuki Bandit 1200. '73 Bonneville and a Rocket 3 in a featherbed frame.

,i like my two dogs

I've one dog it's a sooner.

moore than people that are trigging my temper.That kind of people i would like to,...#",¤¤##

Wot?

ket1953 · Dec 19, 2005

Hi again. Suzuki,?......No, but i would have gladly like to have the other two , that Triuph, and BSA..i remember the sound of them, not to be mention the sound of a Norton Commando . That was times .I like all English bikes and cars (almost) i have to admit. Thinking,.....I`m not sure if i spell the name on the first one correct. Does it any difference?
The Norseman

Sheddy · Dec 19, 2005

Can we get Gary Brun in as a translator..... he's a Brit living in Kraakstad.

Any two wheeled Jap vehicle of less than 999cc is a girls bike. Fact.

slob · Dec 19, 2005

Sheddy said:
Can we get Gary Brun in as a translator..... he's a Brit living in Kraakstad.

Any two wheeled Jap vehicle of less than 999cc is a girls bike. Fact.

i'm thinking that maybe the (of less than 999cc) is being sueperfalus. i not wrong ? yes? and i'm thinking that be of the may that coming from the norway the freezey chilled unheatness is being affecting the matter of the grey so i am talking like a bad ikea advert. most of the humble apopagees foring my bading spelling. back to me spliff i 'm now thinking

GRUNT · Dec 19, 2005

Isn't anyone going to ask what kind of dog a sooner is???????????

And yes you did spell Triumph wrong. A Triuph is an ancient herbal remedy which dates back to the medieval times, and involves wrapping your Penis in a dead goat.

D'you know what BSA stands for?

Bastards Stopped Again.

slob · Dec 19, 2005

eh! ok what kind of dog is a sooner??

GRUNT · Dec 19, 2005

Thought you'd never ask.

It'd sooner **** inside than out.

slob · Dec 19, 2005

ha ha ha ha har har har dee har har ltipadys

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