Gaylander?????

cazkenny2000 · Oct 25, 2007

I've had a useless response from landy10(fag) 2 busy with his sheep no doubt. In response, Why do landrover defendenders have more head room in the back,? so when doing your boyfriend,doggy style, you don't hit your head on the roof. Why do they have 2 gear levers? Answer, His and His, incase one of them has trouble getting up a brown incline. And why do they always have towbars? So they can hook up a trailer to fit more sheep onboard for when they feel realy horny.

cazkenny2000 · Oct 25, 2007

cazkenny2000 said:
I've had a useless response from landy10(fag) 2 busy with his sheep no doubt. In response, Why do landrover defendenders have more head room in the back,? so when doing your boyfriend,doggy style, you don't hit your head on the roof. Why do they have 2 gear levers? Answer, His and His, incase one of them has trouble getting up a brown incline. And why do they always have towbars? So they can hook up a trailer to fit more sheep onboard for when they feel realy horny. Defender, more like gender bender LANDY YOU ARE A MAJOR FAG

cazkenny2000 · Oct 25, 2007

cazkenny2000 said:
I've had a useless response from landy10(fag) 2 busy with his sheep no doubt. In response, Why do landrover defendenders have more head room in the back,? so when doing your boyfriend,doggy style, you don't hit your head on the roof. Why do they have 2 gear levers? Answer, His and His, incase one of them has trouble getting up a brown incline. And why do they always have towbars? So they can hook up a trailer to fit more sheep onboard for when they feel realy horny.

bustersbus · Oct 25, 2007

Hello guys, Brand new to the forum. Just bought a freelander td4 (2003) and am really pleased with it. But the turbo kicks in at 1400 rpm which seems a bit early as when your just coasting at 30-40 in 4th gear the turbo's whistling away. I read somewhere it should come in at 2000rpm, is that true and what does it involve to adjust it. I'm not brilliant on engines so is it down to a tuning specialist?

Id leave it alone, most diesels come in earlier down the rev range for torque reasons these days.
But it is a gaylander and they need all the help they can get just thank your lucky stars it aint a 1.8 petrol or you would get all sorts of suggestions on this forum

Wot the ferk was wrong wi' that answer tae yer reply?
Maybe it was the GAYLANDER bit that upset you!!!!

bustersbus · Oct 25, 2007

I've had a useless response from landy10(fag) 2 busy with his sheep no doubt. In response, Why do landrover defendenders have more head room in the back,? so when doing your boyfriend,doggy style, you don't hit your head on the roof. Why do they have 2 gear levers? Answer, His and His, incase one of them has trouble getting up a brown incline. And why do they always have towbars? So they can hook up a trailer to fit more sheep onboard for when they feel realy horny.

First off, wot the ferk is a "defendender "?
Secondly, the gaylander has a stepped roof just for that porpoise!!!
Thirdly, yer only jealous cos you've only got one lever and ye're probably that ugly ye have tae go solo most of the time!!!!
Fourthly, It seems tae me YE'RE the one that's got an awffy fixation with sheep!!!

cazkenny2000 · Oct 25, 2007

bustersbus said:
First off, wot the ferk is a "defendender "?
Secondly, the gaylander has a stepped roof just for that porpoise!!!
Thirdly, yer only jealous cos you've only got one lever and ye're probably that ugly ye have tae go solo most of the time!!!!
Fourthly, It seems tae me YE'RE the one that's got an awffy fixation with sheep!!!

Soz mate, did not mean too offend your sheep, 4Q. I'm hetro, Don't fancy sheep, Defenderbender is ok if you like that sort of thing, I don't, Good look with sheepshaggin' assmobile. Hope you and your anthrax are very happy together.

chris_mack · Oct 25, 2007

cazkenny2000 said:
Soz mate, did not mean too offend your sheep, 4Q. I'm hetro, Don't fancy sheep, Defenderbender is ok if you like that sort of thing, I don't, Good look with sheepshaggin' assmobile. Hope you and your anthrax are very happy together.

are u actually human?

cazkenny2000 · Oct 25, 2007

chris_mack said:
are u actually human?

Yes, thankyou. You seem to be a normal kind of person. All I wanted was a reply from a normal person, straight forward answer to a straight forward question. Soz if I lost it, but some wierdos just rub me up the wrong way. I thought I would resolve a minor fault with my new landy, but just got abuse, from a small minded landy10. DEid not mean to offend. Very sorry.

Sean · Oct 25, 2007

cazkenny2000 said:
I've had a useless response from landy10(fag) 2 busy with his sheep no doubt. In response, Why do landrover defendenders have more head room in the back,? so when doing your boyfriend,doggy style, you don't hit your head on the roof. Why do they have 2 gear levers? Answer, His and His, incase one of them has trouble getting up a brown incline. And why do they always have towbars? So they can hook up a trailer to fit more sheep onboard for when they feel realy horny.

**** alert !

slob · Oct 25, 2007

int kenny that poor sod from southpark that gets killed orf every episode?

i think i can see the reasoning behind that.

Optimus Prime · Oct 25, 2007

what complete bollocks are you on ?

next time you take drugs, do everyone a favour and turn your pc off first.

what kind of c*ck quotes their own post, but f*cks it up so it dunt show as a quote

(apart from when we was experimenting editing quoted posts)

Optimus Prime · Oct 25, 2007

cazkenny2000 said:
I'm a useless ****, who would like a landy. I am 2 busy with this sheep. In response, Why do bellends hijack landrover forums,? nothing better to do while waiting for animal porn to upload. Why do they have 2 post it twice? Answer, Cant believe no-one found it funny the first time. So do it again. and again. And why do they always disappear when the insults get going ? Because they're 11 and dreaming of being big enough to look in the window of a landy

slob · Oct 25, 2007

what complete bollocks are you on ?

next time you take drugs, do everyone a favour and turn your pc off first.

what kind of c*ck talks to some kent, but f*cks it up so it dunt show what cint they is talking to

(apart from when we was experimenting editing quoted posts)

G-man · Oct 25, 2007

i think someone has just taken dk17s crown, as for drugs i think they need to u the dosage somewhere around lethal will do the job!

slob · Oct 25, 2007

they still int got the top spot from barbie and ken yet

landy10 · Oct 25, 2007

This cazkenny knob is obviously confused bout there sexuality as the y cannot decide to be called caz (short for caroline) or kenny (short for kenneth) so wot the f**k are you? male? female? or maybe just a **** with a gaylander (kid on landrover)

chris_mack · Oct 25, 2007

he mite be rite about landy10 tho, after readin his other posts regardin englands sporting woes over the weekend he seems to be a bit of a ****in tosser anyway.

GRUNT · Oct 26, 2007

I say Cazkenny, Please don't be offended but all the above posters, except for your goodself offcourse, are partaking in a kind of LandyZone vesion of the Duke Of Edinburgh Award. One of their "tests" is to get some one to get all het up and EastEnderish within their first few posts, which I must admit you excelled at, without really being provoked . So it's a big CONGRATULATIONS to all the entrants and a big HERES YOUR DUMMY to WazonKenny or who ever your called.

landy10 · Oct 26, 2007

chris_mack said:
he mite be rite about landy10 tho, after readin his other posts regardin englands sporting woes over the weekend he seems to be a bit of a ****in tosser anyway.

Bein from kent you would certainly know bout tossers

RAZ8550TDI · Oct 26, 2007

all the net gangsters comming out now!

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