Friggin Gaylander

REET. . . .had to fit a new front fuel pump today [old wun went all intermittant] ,Porky is away ont twaining [nuclear fusion advansed course fer space twots] so i had to do it mersellf. . . .orderd the pump orft flea bay £128 . . . .took orft wheel near side ,lowerd so that i could get inside to fuel line. . .push tit on adapter un pull orft. . .then undid the silly plastic feckin most stoopid design ever fing pulled orft output fuel hose ,undid leccy bits. . . .reet the fuel lines are attached by a crimp holder [put a small screw driver inside it and lever un the fuel line then pulls orft , to put back jist use standard pliers till it clicks. . . .anyhows put it all back , fiddle fer phookin ages gittin thet stoopid black cowell back . . . . werked first time. . . .i'm orft ta pub

you have just doomed yourself!!!!! you have fixed it don't fecking use it it'll break again!

I Dint ****on like tha !

If yer gerrod o the pump/ filter housin yer can pull it up an it all comes away,
Then the fuel plugs just unclip ( theres one restin on the chassis ) then it all slides out an it all nice n easy t work on in the cumfort o the kitchin,

Oh ! and its the same pump as fitted to the Rover 75 an a good few of the Beemer models anorl

Truble wiv ming, is ad it to easy on tu hot planit of his!