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The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

ah - much betta
i will bid one piccy of a cheese sandwich.

and i got a slitty-eyed X-trail - none of yu is jealous!

slob · Dec 16, 2006

cheap skate! i have a Range Royce with phil and his harmonica fera sound system installed on a custom built stage in the rear. and 36" carlos fandango super wide wheels

Grippa · Dec 16, 2006

Ere' actually Mr Hat, wasn't you that flashed me (er, so to speak) on Cliddesden Lane yesterday? Wasn't a Landy so thought it might be you in your Xtra rail?

Grippa · Dec 16, 2006

Thought Carlos Fandango only made wheels for Ford Anglia's? You must be lying Mr S!

slob · Dec 16, 2006

either that or making it up

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

nope werent me flashin - maybe yu upset someone else - at least i do a lot of flashing - but cant member seein yu. duz ya beast look like ya piccy?

Grippa · Dec 16, 2006

Thas' the truck, always tell the truth me!

Dunno then did all the usual checks, are my indicators still on? Are the plod up ahead? Did I flip him the finger earlier?

Hmm, jest wondered!

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

I is more pack lane - sarf ham way

slob · Dec 16, 2006

maybe he's just a miniman like me. flash people you dunt know just cos you know they'll spend hours going" who do I know with a ford vectra"? and miniman up their whole day

Grippa · Dec 16, 2006

Yeah, I dun that a few times, wave madly at someone as they pass. Probably keeps them wondering all day!

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

its when yu wave and blow em a kiss - gets em rite screwed up. particularly if the missus is wiv em

Grippa · Dec 16, 2006

Well, I recognise you in future then!

slob · Dec 16, 2006

do it when you pass a burd and her bloke and make sure you direct it at her. then watch the fight break out as she denies all knowledge of who you are

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

it dont matta - if the missus thinks it woz directed at the bloke - the fight still starts.

slob · Dec 16, 2006

or.. ignoreing the driver, at a set of traffic lights point at the front end of the car next to you, while talking to yer passenger with a worried look on yer face

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

dont work wiv wimmin - they ignore ya - yu evva tried tellin a wimmin her brake lights aint workin?

slob · Dec 16, 2006

aye she'd say "wots a brake light?"

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 16, 2006

nope - they sit there starin at the road in front thinkin - this man is trying to atract my attention - shall i scream or call the cops?
maybe its just me?

yella · Dec 17, 2006

i think yer right flops, it is just you

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 17, 2006

luv yu too xxxx

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