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What's a network card??

it is a card which is fitted into yo pc (sometimes on the motherboard) which enables computers to talk to each other - look at the back of yo pc at work!

queue Mondeo

Ha!! There are no cards on our pc's. Oh this is getting on my nerves now!! I hate computers!!! And I have no idea what a motherboard is????

Ok this aint going to work like this, who do I get to come and set it up for me??

I'm going home I'll call into PC world or Currys n see if I can understand what I need..........face to face, rather than on here. Thanks for your advice Daffy, sorry I'm so thick!

hohohohohohohoho
pcworld!
currys!
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woteffer yu do dont buy anything.

What about Orca(s) anagram of oscar (well nearly) sorry i wish i could help with you pc (my job) but you are to far away and it is hard to help on line best of luck.
Try finding a local independent computer shop curry's and co are a waste of time and a rip off

wot bout porky. . . .thats er nice name. . .

only if yu want it shot and eaten

The Mad Hat Man said:

only if yu want it shot and eaten

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i knows ya dint mean it. . .

I've got a router that should work my wireless connection to the internet. I've also got a webcam and a skype headset..........aint got a clue how to work em LOL!!!

Oh n I've decided to call my fish "Killer", well I got him to kill other fish and he is doing a grand job!

Cat's Eyes said:

Right another question
What shall I call my new fish??

Been calling him Oscar (coz he is one) but I need to call him something else. I have "Ugly" and "Minger" the Pleco's, so it has to go with them?? He aint particularly pretty LOL!!

So come on, polite ideas please..........

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So is this your new way of controlling the molly population in your tank?

I always liked the name Bob, but that rhymes with Slob. LOL

Was Oscar from the muppet show the one who lived in a trash can? and ate cookies all day. Call him/her Trash or Cookie

Whats all this skype malarky?

Im not computer minded at all, but was looking at the Nokia N73 via network 3. They have a great deal on contract and X-series. Gives you unlimited e-bay and yahoo internet time and free skype. But I dont know anyone with skype?

I'm not really sure what it's all about...........the webcam I bought has a skype headset with it. I am going to get my niece one so I can talk to her and my nephew for free

I like the name Cookie..........mind you it's a bit too cuddly for my Oscar, oh and yes he is my Molly population control..........nearly all the babies have gone, he's not big enough to eat the adults yet. LOL!!

Oh and No I have never seen Toys.............sorry
I'm going to be watching "Champion The Wonder Horse" This weekend LOL!! A mate has lent me the DVD of the whole TV series..........I loved it when I was a kid

Thats exactly why you should give it a name that portrays something different. Next time you have visitors you can introduce them to the latest addition.

Who was it on here who had the two jack russels tearing the faces off each other. They should have been called Sweetness and Light, cos they are anything but.

Oscar will grow big within a year or so. If you keep your water changes to a minimum this keeps growth suppressed. If hosepipe ban then no probs there. Fish excrete growth inhibiting hormones that slow growth if overcrowded etc

Ha! So that's where I went wrong with Ugly............he's 16" now!! if he gets much bigger, when he stands on his head his tail will be out of the water! I've never seen a fish in a private tank as big as him. Minger's growing fast aswell.

want that trewy wiv the dogs?

Ay???

Oh I see I thought you were talking in a funny language.........again. LOL!!