elec problem please help

hi i have a r reg disco with elec problems interior lights have a mind of there own rear wipe wont work rear fogs rear heated screen front intermitten wipe wont work courtesy light dont fade and audible sound for ing and lights left on dont work
has any one got any ideas as to whats wrong with it
rev

The body Control Unit (BCU) is common to all that I think - I'd look there.

Check the connectors going to it, and that its not full of water...

where will i find the bcu unit

Having just used the search function of this very forum (hint hint) I find that the BCU is located behind the glove box.

Be careful if you have a passenger airbag when delving in this area!

bcu unit is dry and all seems o,k, any one got any more suggestions please

Is the supply to the BCU OK? is the earth OK? Is it OK to say thanks?

sorry matey and thanks for your suggestions but its got me wound up again thank you

new to this only registered today
tried all thats been sugested has any one got any ideas please

did all this happen on the same day...and have you found the fuse box yet?

thanks for your reply but yes all happened on the same day and yes i did manage to find fuse box and no none of the fuses have blown all relays checked o.k. mfu put through diagnostic check as per rave cd and thats o.k. to once again thank you for your for your expert advice
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with you being a senior member on this forum most normal people would think that someone with your expertize could come up with something more witty than a guick wip about where the fuse box is, oh and please give us your interpretation of binery as you understand it please as i am sure a lot of visitors to this site would love to hear it

holy hell rev. u a bit touchy. nifty piece o advice......everyone here will give u a bit of a poke.....jus dont take it seriously mate. advice comes at a price i guess.

Holy Moly!

revnifty said:

with you being a senior member on this forum most normal people would think that someone with your expertize could come up with something more witty than a guick wip about where the fuse box is, oh and please give us your interpretation of binery as you understand it please as i am sure a lot of visitors to this site would love to hear it

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well done Rev, you could have just picked up the car that day? how would we know..?

them all failing in one day is very relavent... why didnt you put that in your first post? or do you think we like the guessing game? you havent even told us what model or spec or even what engine it is??

all these bits of information help us to help you... so back off and apprecieate who is giving their time to help who...

these men of the cloth are full o s**t!!

I been told off by a newbie... 'av I gotta sit on the naughty step now..?

nah, jus say one hail mary then 'ave a pint.....naughty boy!!

Ah... beer, gods answer to everything!

yup....can even make sum wimin pretty......even gorgeous

Bushtoy said:

yup....can even make sum wimin pretty......even gorgeous

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I heard that Eve was a minger and it was only beer that got Adam through!