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or buy a single bag cheap on flea-bay, while you get Island to test & replace under warranty. The top coming off could easily be a manufacturing fault on that single bag.
Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.Yeah two Donkey ones and a Mouse fit for the middle one. Never brag about mine i only have 4" but some women like them that thick.
Don't quote that c*nt, said after the Bradford stadium fire disaster, in a gig in Bradford, you shower of bastards you had a barbeque last week and you didn't invite me. They dragged him off stage and beat the crap out of him.Courtesy of Royston Vasey (Roy "Chubbie Brown"): "I'm hung like a newborn baby ... 9 lbs, 18"."
Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.
You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.From Acorns Oak trees grow. It would be one hell of a clitty.
You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.
Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.Renowned for their small penises Hippos are.
Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.
Should that not be penii
They are not very sensitive but you must wear ear plugs and nose clip. Two things I cannot stand, the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming.Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!
Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough
Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!
Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough
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