Dse ?

I say you traktur types, why you spending so much time down here with the potted shrimp & champers fraternity.
And taking the waz out of ****s wot carnt yet masterd speak n spell just aint cricket.

Bloody cave men/women!

Jest trying to show you that there is a life beyond chrome doo-dahdz, blacked out windows, climate control, interior carpets and paint that covers the whole vehicle in one colour an' is shiny an' that.

aye that and we trying to keep the riff raff out fer yeas

slob said:

aye that and we trying to keep the riff raff out fer yeas

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well we havent seen any riff raff as yet and we will be celebrating the new arrival of our new tractur so feel free to pop down for wine and food followed by sorbet and fresh filtered coffee and after 8 mints
Quick question though when me tractur busts, whos going to help me fix it ?

Regards Big Ted

See, ee's learnin from LZ - ee used "when" instead of "if"!

Treworgey 90 said:

See, ee's learnin from LZ - ee used "when" instead of "if"!

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Yup I've already got me list of garages up on my monitor...
And am ordering the parts as we speak

Quick question though when me tractur busts, whos going to help me fix it ?

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yo cud allways ask some of the new frends yome made.
maybe brookbond or wick.

And Tedster, please try to refrain from refering to rangies as twaktors.

it is lowering the tone, and some peeps may get the hump tydumpty!!

Ivor Deenie. said:

yo cud allways ask some of the new frends yome made.
maybe brookbond or wick.

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erm....... I'll take a rain check on that 1

Ivor Deenie. said:

And Tedster, please try to refrain from refering to rangies as twaktors.

it is lowering the tone, and some peeps may get the hump tydumpty!!

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OOoooops ahhhh hmmm ermm.. yup I thought thats what they were called, Sorry guys no offence meant and please blame my ignorance.
Ok can i ask what vehicles are known as tracturs ? *teddy lowers head in embarrasment*

Regards Teddy

Teddy said:

Ok can i ask what vehicles are known as tracturs ? *teddy lowers head in embarrasment*

Regards Teddy

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Real Land Rovers!

Treworgey 90 said:

Real Land Rovers!

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ahhh yup at least I know now, Thanks for that, see learning all the time

wheres slob tonight? does he come in here on a sunday?

Bloody bugger and feck! I've read the lot, do i'se get ameddle or sumfink?

Yup - saddo of the week award.

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Bloody bugger and feck! I've read the lot, do i'se get ameddle or sumfink?

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yeah the medal of patience nick

See now, a real land rover is only determined by how many defenders you pull out of the sand with their boat trailers attached (to applause).

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Bloody bugger and feck! I've read the lot, do i'se get ameddle or sumfink?

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Hiya bud hows things bud? so you read it all, lots of goings on aye.
mind you though slob and co have been protecting me and jemima from
the heavy mob good to see ya

Regards Teddy

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See now, a real land rover is only determined by how many defenders you pull out of the sand with their boat trailers attached (to applause).

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Ahhh now i see. Its all become clear to me now

I am very well sir, and you are well protected.