DRUNK'S WRONG WAY UP M-WAY

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"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Miro wrote
> >
> >
> >When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder
then
> >you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after
being
> >caught drunk on the road.
>
> Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
> head as I read that?

The test of relevance ..... wasn't a British invention.


 

"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote
> >
> >>
> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
> >> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
> >> ones we already know about?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
>
> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly adult
> behaviour is it?
>
>
> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>
> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
> and I am happy to talk about it here.

If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file. Dont
talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather talk about
dangerous drivers, thank-you!




 
Sir.Tony wrote:
> "steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Sir.Tony wrote
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
>> >> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart
>> >> from the ones we already know about?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
>>
>> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly
>> adult behaviour is it?
>>
>>
>> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>>
>> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
>> and I am happy to talk about it here.
>
> If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file.
> Dont talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather
> talk about dangerous drivers, thank-you!

Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:

http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/sspixdir/ss4.jpg

Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<[email protected]> typed
>
>Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:
>
>http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/sspixdir/ss4.jpg

Izzit ****.

There's *no way* you've ever had that much hair[1].

>Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?

You'll regret that, when you're trying to get Sir.Doggy's jism out of
those hard-to-reach places on the Trofy's fairing.

Old habits die hard, y'know.


[1] On your head[2]
[2] For the avoidance of doubt, like.
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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] spouted forth into
uk.rec.cars.classic...
> If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file. Dont
> talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather talk about
> dangerous drivers, thank-you!
>
>
Which newsgroup?
--
Carl Robson
(The poster formerly known as Skodapilot)
http://www.bouncing-czechs.com
 

"platypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote:
> > "steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> Sir.Tony wrote
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
> >> >> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart
> >> >> from the ones we already know about?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
> >>
> >> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly
> >> adult behaviour is it?
> >>
> >>
> >> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
> >>
> >> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
> >> and I am happy to talk about it here.
> >
> > If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file.
> > Dont talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather
> > talk about dangerous drivers, thank-you!
>
> Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:
>
> http://www.<snip>s4.jpg
>
> Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?
>
Stop postimg links to porn web-sights on this news-group!


 
On Fri, 9 Apr 2004 15:55:01 +0100, "Sir.Tony"
<[email protected]> wrote:


>>
>If you want to talk about dogging, go to the appropriate news-group.
>These news-groups are about motoring ok
>

You ride a bike then??

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Sir.Tony wrote:
> "platypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Sir.Tony wrote:
>> > "steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > news:[email protected]...
>> >> Sir.Tony wrote
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you ****
>> >> >> while looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem,
>> >> >> apart from the ones we already know about?
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
>> >>
>> >> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly
>> >> adult behaviour is it?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>> >>
>> >> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on
>> >> morality and I am happy to talk about it here.
>> >
>> > If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill
>> > file. Dont talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would
>> > rather talk about dangerous drivers, thank-you!
>>
>> Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:
>>
>> http://www.<snip>s4.jpg
>>
>> Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?
>>
> Stop postimg links to porn web-sights on this news-group!

Stop posting your badly-spelled drivel to this newsgroup.

--
Platypus - (surreal)
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15


 
On Fri, 9 Apr 2004 23:39:13 +0100, "John C. Rymer"
<[email protected]> wrote:


>>
>
>There was a similar incident on the new stretch of the M1 near Dublin, a
>driver drove for 5 miles (not drunk) up the wrong side of the motorway, they
>were eventfully stopped by the police. Now what do you think the penalty
>was? a large fine and 3 points? a charge of dangerous driving? a ban
>perhaps? obviously the driver should not be let behind the wheel,
>
>the punishment was... a stern telling off by the police.
>
Yebbut I bet there was additional finger wagging.

--
ColonelTupperware
spouting bollocks on Usenet since 1997
 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester
at
> 45mph.
>
> The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop -
almost
> ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
> limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
> after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
> driving.
>
> The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
> ashamed, her solicitor said.
>
>
> THIS IS WHAT I THINK!
>
> Sandra White should have been lock-up for 5-years and banned for life,
that
> ****ing bitch!
>
>
>
>
That was a story i read in The Sun news paper(i don't usually read the
sun(its not a real news paper))


 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] spouted forth into
uk.rec.cars.classic...
> If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file. Dont
> talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather talk about
> dangerous drivers, thank-you!
>
>
Which newsgroup?
--
Carl Robson
(The poster formerly known as Skodapilot)
http://www.bouncing-czechs.com
 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in
Manchester at
> 45mph.
>

It's OK, she wasn't speeding.

8<


--
Mike
FJ1200 (Porky Torquey)
GTS1000 (Two rear ends)


 
On Fri, 9 Apr 2004 15:55:01 +0100, "Sir.Tony"
<[email protected]> wrote:


>>
>If you want to talk about dogging, go to the appropriate news-group.
>These news-groups are about motoring ok
>

You ride a bike then??

--
ST1100 Pan European (With optional Get out of Jail Free Card)
ZX9R E1 (Its Green and Clean) XTZ750 (Flying Banana)
"Leaner Meaner Janitorial Cleaner" IBW#5 NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1
BotTOS#1 UKRMFBC#4 Kot HMC APOSTLE#11
 
On Fri, 9 Apr 2004 23:39:13 +0100, "John C. Rymer"
<[email protected]> wrote:


>>
>
>There was a similar incident on the new stretch of the M1 near Dublin, a
>driver drove for 5 miles (not drunk) up the wrong side of the motorway, they
>were eventfully stopped by the police. Now what do you think the penalty
>was? a large fine and 3 points? a charge of dangerous driving? a ban
>perhaps? obviously the driver should not be let behind the wheel,
>
>the punishment was... a stern telling off by the police.
>
Yebbut I bet there was additional finger wagging.

--
ColonelTupperware
spouting bollocks on Usenet since 1997
 
What does all this mean?

> IBW#5 NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1
> BotTOS#1 UKRMFBC#4 Kot HMC APOSTLE#11




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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MC
<[email protected]> typed
>What does all this mean?
>
>> IBW#5 NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1
>> BotTOS#1 UKRMFBC#4 Kot HMC APOSTLE#11

Need to know basis, old son. And you don't need to know.
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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2
 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester
at
> 45mph.
>
> The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop -
almost
> ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
> limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
> after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
> driving.
>
> The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
> ashamed, her solicitor said.
>
>
> THIS IS WHAT I THINK!
>
> Sandra White should have been lock-up for 5-years and banned for life,
that
> ****ing bitch!
>
>
>
>
That was a story i read in The Sun news paper(i don't usually read the
sun(its not a real news paper))


 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in
Manchester at
> 45mph.
>

It's OK, she wasn't speeding.

8<


--
Mike
FJ1200 (Porky Torquey)
GTS1000 (Two rear ends)


 
What does all this mean?

> IBW#5 NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1
> BotTOS#1 UKRMFBC#4 Kot HMC APOSTLE#11




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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MC
<[email protected]> typed
>What does all this mean?
>
>> IBW#5 NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1
>> BotTOS#1 UKRMFBC#4 Kot HMC APOSTLE#11

Need to know basis, old son. And you don't need to know.
--
Nigel - No longer worse than Platypus
WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2
 
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