DRUNK'S WRONG WAY UP M-WAY

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Sir.Tony

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A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
motorway the WRONG way.

Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White, 50,
as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester at
45mph.

The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop - almost
ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
driving.

The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
ashamed, her solicitor said.


THIS IS WHAT I THINK!

Sandra White should have been lock-up for 5-years and banned for life, that
****ing bitch!




 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester
at
> 45mph.
>
> The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop -
almost
> ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
> limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
> after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
> driving.
>
> The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
> ashamed, her solicitor said.

When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder then
you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after being
caught drunk on the road.


 
Miro wrote
>
>
>When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder then
>you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after being
>caught drunk on the road.

Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
head as I read that?


--
steve auvache
 

"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Miro wrote
> >
> >
> >When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder
then
> >you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after
being
> >caught drunk on the road.
>
> Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
> head as I read that?
>
>
If you want to talk about dogging, go to the appropriate news-group.
These news-groups are about motoring ok


 
Sir.Tony wrote
>
>"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Miro wrote
>> >
>> >
>> >When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder
>then
>> >you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after
>being
>> >caught drunk on the road.
>>
>> Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
>> head as I read that?
>>
>>
>If you want to talk about dogging, go to the appropriate news-group.
>These news-groups are about motoring ok

Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
ones we already know about?



--
steve auvache
 

"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote
> >
> >"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> Miro wrote
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for
murder
> >then
> >> >you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after
> >being
> >> >caught drunk on the road.
> >>
> >> Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
> >> head as I read that?
> >>
> >>
> >If you want to talk about dogging, go to the appropriate news-group.
> >These news-groups are about motoring ok
>
> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
> ones we already know about?
>
>
>
Do not talk about adult subjects here. There are plenty of adult news-groups
that will appreciate your post.
Some people who may-be reading that are not at the appropriate are to be
reading about adult subjects. If you want to talk to me about adult
subjects, I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok


 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

> Do not talk about adult subjects here. There are plenty of adult news-groups
> that will appreciate your post.
> Some people who may-be reading that are not at the appropriate are to be
> reading about adult subjects. If you want to talk to me about adult
> subjects, I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>
****..better stop talking about cars then.


--
Conor

If you're not on somebody's **** list, you're not doing anything
worthwhile.
 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] spouted forth into
uk.rec.cars.classic...
> Do not talk about adult subjects here. There are plenty of adult news-groups
> that will appreciate your post.
>
>
I suppose the only people who can afford to drive these days are TWOCing
pre-pubescent lowlife scrote scum, so I suppose cars and driving them is
only a subject for kids now.
--
Carl Robson
(The poster formerly known as Skodapilot)
http://www.bouncing-czechs.com
 
Sir.Tony wrote
>
>>
>> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
>> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
>> ones we already know about?
>>
>>
>>
>Do not talk about adult subjects here.

****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly adult
behaviour is it?


>I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok

I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
and I am happy to talk about it here.
--
steve auvache
 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester
at
> 45mph.
>
> The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop -
almost
> ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
> limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
> after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
> driving.
>
> The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
> ashamed, her solicitor said.
>
>
> THIS IS WHAT I THINK!
>
> Sandra White should have been lock-up for 5-years and banned for life,
that
> ****ing bitch!
>

There was a similar incident on the new stretch of the M1 near Dublin, a
driver drove for 5 miles (not drunk) up the wrong side of the motorway, they
were eventfully stopped by the police. Now what do you think the penalty
was? a large fine and 3 points? a charge of dangerous driving? a ban
perhaps? obviously the driver should not be let behind the wheel,

the punishment was... a stern telling off by the police.


 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

> Do not talk about adult subjects here. There are plenty of adult news-groups
> that will appreciate your post.
> Some people who may-be reading that are not at the appropriate are to be
> reading about adult subjects. If you want to talk to me about adult
> subjects, I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>
****..better stop talking about cars then.


--
Conor

If you're not on somebody's **** list, you're not doing anything
worthwhile.
 

"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Miro wrote
> >
> >
> >When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder
then
> >you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after
being
> >caught drunk on the road.
>
> Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
> head as I read that?

The test of relevance ..... wasn't a British invention.


 

"steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote
> >
> >>
> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
> >> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
> >> ones we already know about?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
>
> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly adult
> behaviour is it?
>
>
> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>
> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
> and I am happy to talk about it here.

If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file. Dont
talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather talk about
dangerous drivers, thank-you!




 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] spouted forth into
uk.rec.cars.classic...
> Do not talk about adult subjects here. There are plenty of adult news-groups
> that will appreciate your post.
>
>
I suppose the only people who can afford to drive these days are TWOCing
pre-pubescent lowlife scrote scum, so I suppose cars and driving them is
only a subject for kids now.
--
Carl Robson
(The poster formerly known as Skodapilot)
http://www.bouncing-czechs.com
 
Sir.Tony wrote:
> "steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Sir.Tony wrote
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
>> >> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart
>> >> from the ones we already know about?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
>>
>> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly
>> adult behaviour is it?
>>
>>
>> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>>
>> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
>> and I am happy to talk about it here.
>
> If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file.
> Dont talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather
> talk about dangerous drivers, thank-you!

Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:

http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/sspixdir/ss4.jpg

Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?

--
Platypus - (surreal)
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15


 
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<[email protected]> typed
>
>Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:
>
>http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/sspixdir/ss4.jpg

Izzit ****.

There's *no way* you've ever had that much hair[1].

>Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?

You'll regret that, when you're trying to get Sir.Doggy's jism out of
those hard-to-reach places on the Trofy's fairing.

Old habits die hard, y'know.


[1] On your head[2]
[2] For the avoidance of doubt, like.
--
Nigel - No longer worse than Platypus
WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2
 
Sir.Tony wrote
>
>>
>> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
>> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
>> ones we already know about?
>>
>>
>>
>Do not talk about adult subjects here.

****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly adult
behaviour is it?


>I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok

I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
and I am happy to talk about it here.
--
steve auvache
 

"platypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote:
> > "steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> Sir.Tony wrote
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you **** while
> >> >> looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart
> >> >> from the ones we already know about?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
> >>
> >> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly
> >> adult behaviour is it?
> >>
> >>
> >> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
> >>
> >> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
> >> and I am happy to talk about it here.
> >
> > If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill file.
> > Dont talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather
> > talk about dangerous drivers, thank-you!
>
> Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:
>
> http://www.<snip>s4.jpg
>
> Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?
>
Stop postimg links to porn web-sights on this news-group!


 

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
> motorway the WRONG way.
>
> Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White,
50,
> as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester
at
> 45mph.
>
> The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop -
almost
> ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
> limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
> after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
> driving.
>
> The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
> ashamed, her solicitor said.
>
>
> THIS IS WHAT I THINK!
>
> Sandra White should have been lock-up for 5-years and banned for life,
that
> ****ing bitch!
>

There was a similar incident on the new stretch of the M1 near Dublin, a
driver drove for 5 miles (not drunk) up the wrong side of the motorway, they
were eventfully stopped by the police. Now what do you think the penalty
was? a large fine and 3 points? a charge of dangerous driving? a ban
perhaps? obviously the driver should not be let behind the wheel,

the punishment was... a stern telling off by the police.


 
Sir.Tony wrote:
> "platypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Sir.Tony wrote:
>> > "steve auvache" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > news:[email protected]...
>> >> Sir.Tony wrote
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you ****
>> >> >> while looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem,
>> >> >> apart from the ones we already know about?
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >Do not talk about adult subjects here.
>> >>
>> >> ****ing yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly
>> >> adult behaviour is it?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> >I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok
>> >>
>> >> I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on
>> >> morality and I am happy to talk about it here.
>> >
>> > If you think am a pervert then ****-off and add me to your kill
>> > file. Dont talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would
>> > rather talk about dangerous drivers, thank-you!
>>
>> Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:
>>
>> http://www.<snip>s4.jpg
>>
>> Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?
>>
> Stop postimg links to porn web-sights on this news-group!

Stop posting your badly-spelled drivel to this newsgroup.

--
Platypus - (surreal)
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15


 
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