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Anyone know where my guard is?
i'm holding it hostage until you agree to become my sex slave
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i'm holding it hostage until you agree to become my sex slave
storm99
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i'm holding it hostage until you agree to become my sex slave
My folks taught me its a sin to lie...ouch, just trapped my willy in my shoelaces.
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not nice to tease deprived and less fortunate individuals by "dangling" potent sexual imagry infront of them
storm99
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not nice to tease deprived and less fortunate individuals by "dangling" potent sexual imagry infront of them
How odd...just today i was thinking of changing my name, how does Dan Gleeballs sound?
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storm99
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Oi Keymeister...are you putting that guard on your landy??
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Anyone know where my guard is?
Storm, ive still got it mate. Had to do a bit of running around this week as the MOT suddenly reared its ugly head. All sorted now, so hopefully i'll pass it on whist i'm on my way back home from work this weekend
storm99
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Lol..oops sorry keymeister...ok matey...let me know how you get on...i'm starting to lose track of bits i've got lying around the UK !!
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No worries mate - I'm sure you'd send 110woman round to sort me out if I ever tried putting it on mine!!
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Storm, your steering guard has just completed the next leg of it's journey. Contact Thekeymeister to arrange the next leg
storm99
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Storm, your steering guard has just completed the next leg of it's journey. Contact Thekeymeister to arrange the next leg
Smashing...well done and thanks
storm99
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Hellllooooooooo
