Crever un pneu de 4x4

Dégonfler un 4x4 est dangereux, prétendent les catcatreux urbains.
Aussi mieux vaut-il s'y prendre autrement. D'ailleurs, à la dernière
altercation, un catcatreux hors de lui m'a balancé: "tu peux toujours
crever !"

Bon, mais pour crever un pneu de 4x4, un ami affirme que le top, c'est
la perceuse sans fil.

Le problème, c'est qu'il ne m'a pas donné le type de foret: béton ?
métal ? bois ? Le conseiller Castorama était désolé, le modèle dédié
n'existe pas encore.

Vos avis ?

--
Ronano

Well, here is what Google Language Tools tried to do for a translation,
although it appears that it could have been done better - hope this might
help things here. Ronano - this is primarily an English speaking audience,
perhaps you might wish to try to get a better translation and repost so you
have a better chance of getting a really good answer. Good luck.
Tomes

Translation:
To deflate a 4x4 is dangerous, claim the catcatreux urban ones. Also better
is it to be caught there differently. Moreover, with the last dispute,
catcatreux out of him balanced me: "you can always burst!" Good, but to
burst a tire of 4x4, a friend affirms that the signal, it is the drilling
machine without wire. The problem, it is that it did not give me the type
of drill: concrete? metal? drink? The Castorama adviser was afflicted,
the dedicated model does not exist yet. Your opinions?


"Ronano" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dégonfler un 4x4 est dangereux, prétendent les catcatreux urbains. Aussi
> mieux vaut-il s'y prendre autrement. D'ailleurs, à la dernière
> altercation, un catcatreux hors de lui m'a balancé: "tu peux toujours
> crever !"
>
> Bon, mais pour crever un pneu de 4x4, un ami affirme que le top, c'est la
> perceuse sans fil.
>
> Le problème, c'est qu'il ne m'a pas donné le type de foret: béton ? métal
> ? bois ? Le conseiller Castorama était désolé, le modèle dédié n'existe
> pas encore.
>
> Vos avis ?
>
> --
> Ronano
>

> machine without wire. The problem, it is that it did not give me the type
> of drill: concrete? metal? drink? The Castorama adviser was afflicted,

Darned if I know why it translated "bois" as "drink" here, that should
read "wood". I think Ronano might be an eco-terrorist.

On 23 Feb 2006 04:01:34 -0800, [email protected] wrote:

>
>> machine without wire. The problem, it is that it did not give me the type
>> of drill: concrete? metal? drink? The Castorama adviser was afflicted,
>
>Darned if I know why it translated "bois" as "drink" here, that should
>read "wood". I think Ronano might be an eco-terrorist.

Seems he is, and not a very smart one either... Then again, they never
are. I doubt Castorama is terribly large... <g>