catflaps birthday message fred

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i hear that the clwydcymru fire service has stopped you having candles on your cake?
is that right?
it wint clanflanfinnyspitafewtimesgogogosh fire service that banned it. it wur the UN on the ground that went you combined all that hot air from all the candles and from saffron, eh? yella, they fear the whole planet would float away into space. of course others have said that this might help counter global warming through the earth getting further away from the sun.
now the chelsea tractor club are pushing fer the gov to make it compulsary that yd celebrates his birthday atleast once a year in order to negate the effect they have on the world climate.

so help bring down roadtax send yella a b/day card
 
appy bufday catspee

orses are blue
orses are red
ope yu get a furrabred
like yo man, of the mo
our very own, "Onslow!"
go on gall, take a chance
it aint far - just in France!

with excuses to anyone wots like poetry
 
appy bufday catspee

orses are blue
orses are red
ope yu get a furrabred
like yo man, of the mo
our very own, "Onslow!"
go on gall, take a chance
it aint far - just in France!

with excuses to anyone wots like poetry


wull you stoap RAVENE on about catflaps... we is just good friends..when will ye believe it
 
slobs love child.
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Bloody hell I'm not here for a few days and you lot loose the plot completely............hmmm not sure if some of you had it to start with????

Thank you for the messages.

Thanks for the poem Daft and the pic's Adz. And Slob what can I say........... :)
 
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