Bollox.........

wammers said:

I aplologize unreservedly for the reference to Tits on a Mars bar. It was intended to indicate the usefulness or otherwise of the said bull bar. Whilst i am very sorry for any offence to yourself or any other member of the opposite sex, it has to be noted that whilst tits on a mars bar would seem to be pretty much a waste of time, the same apendages (with no particular preference of size) may come in very handy attached to a suitable part of the female form. As with the bull bar i personally do not consider the imitation plastic (for plastic read silicone) ones, as attractive or useful as the real thing.

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norseman said:

Stupid things look ridiculous (esp. when driving in built-up areas) adds extra weight to the front suspension & does more damage to the vehicle to which they are fitted if you hit a bull, always assuming that you can find one. Sorry, rant over

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