Bloody feckin vehicle

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Last time I listen to you lot:mad:

Decided to beef up security after reading posts- started to lock it :eek: and thought I'd go one step further and get a disklok.

So it arrived today- practiced at home getting it on and off ( bloody heavy isn't it !)

Off I set to sainsburys, after a crap day at work, with a car full of whining kids ( my cup runneth over ! )

Remembered more advice - put steering lock on b4 fitting disklok ( despite never having done so in tenyears coz it's too heavy to haul wheel round ) so did so......


one hour later, beast ful of kids, shopping and with stress levels reaching stratosphere to find...........

once i'd taken off disklok I couldnt turn the feckin key- ten minutes later, key out, back in, key wiggled, wheel shifted, wobbled,wheel shook, read manual ( no bloody help)key shouted at, cried and whole thing prayed over, decided to do sensible thing and find a man:eek:

two men later and another 15 mins later some how it came off - (we dont know what we did )and all was well and off we set for home.

two gins later and feeling a bit better but

1) What did I do wrong ?

2) How do I not do it again ?

3) If I do it again how do I get the steering wheel lock off myself without going thu all that ?
 
normally its just a case of rocking the steering wheel to and fro to take the load off of the steering lock, whilst trying (gently) to turn the key.
 
did you have the wheel on full lock or close to full lock when the steering was locked?
i had mine do that once wasnt as bad as you described yours to be but took longer to find where it came unlocked i have no idea why though :p
 
wow but i dont really need keys!?

no sounds like you beasts steering lock doesnt get used much
 
does it not come on if yer turn the wheel the same way as when then lock comes on?Remember mine was a ****er
 
lock pin on steering causes tension ,need to jiggle to release tension and key turns
 
when these guys say jiggle, in some cases you have to really really put your weight on it. you lot worry too much, next you'll be saying you lock the doors with something other than a 5p coin or a stick.
 
never bloody putting damn thing on again- right now- feel like leaving all doors wide open with interior light on and with keys in ignition and a 4 foot sign saying _ free to good home

thanks, i'll be round in 5 minutes - put the kettle on and get the V5 ready
 
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