Trewey
Cockernee, Pasty munchin bastid.
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now who'se usin adam & eve stuff?
Beware-scam!
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slob
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fook tinny you can't mention spam and not include monty python
slob
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that would be like saying the spitfire shouldn't be included in a list of 10 great planes even though thurs a ship load better than it today!
Trewey
Cockernee, Pasty munchin bastid.
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lumberjacks wus funnier though
slob
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even i would have difficulty tying the lumberjack sketch in with spam mail
Trewey
Cockernee, Pasty munchin bastid.
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agreed - i were digressin - it's a cornish trait
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
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I'm a Spammer and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a Spammer and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I Send junk emails, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He sends junk emails...
He's a Spammer...
I Send junk emails, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He Send junk emails...
He's a Spammer...
I Send junk emails,
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He Send junk emails
He's a Spammer...
Etc
Gareth Coe
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Good one!
slob
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aye !! must have taken ages to adapt it from the lumberjack song
Gareth Coe
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...and no mention of tarmaccing yer drive or leaving yer car up on bricks. 
slob
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I'm a pikey and I'm okay
I steal all night and I sleep all day
He's a pikey and he's okay
He steals all night and he sleeps all day
I tarmac drives, I eat my lunch
I eat in the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go muggin
And have buttered scones for tea
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...
I jack up cars, I i steal their wheels
I leave them on four bricks
I put on women's clothing
And i sell clothes pegs to the thick
He tarmacs drives...
He's a pikey...
I tarmac drives,
near ma caravan
in Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a gypsie
Just like my dear papa
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...
I steal all night and I sleep all day
He's a pikey and he's okay
He steals all night and he sleeps all day
I tarmac drives, I eat my lunch
I eat in the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go muggin
And have buttered scones for tea
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...
I jack up cars, I i steal their wheels
I leave them on four bricks
I put on women's clothing
And i sell clothes pegs to the thick
He tarmacs drives...
He's a pikey...
I tarmac drives,
near ma caravan
in Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a gypsie
Just like my dear papa
He tarmacs drives
He's a pikey...
slob
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will that do?
Take5
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Oh yes, I like that one - scans almost perfectly
