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Dann
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Sirius, Thanks for reply. Dann
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Sirus
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Who the fooks Sirius
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I file me underwear alphabetically and arrange me cutlery numerically according to number of prongs and apply the dewey decimal system to me wine rack, i think it's a great idea ...else just do a search, seems to work ok for the majority! If it ain't broke...???
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thats wot we keep sayin!
Dann
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OOps Sirus. D
Sirus
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Thas cuz your senile
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dont be silly Grippa - who wud be that daft?
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The Tale off Pikey Redhand. An attempt at some humour befitting your attention.
A quiet hillside.
1st Sheep - Do you think Pikey will be coming up to see us tonight.
2nd Sheep. No he'll probably wait till tomorrow night after he's been down to his local, and swallowed his 14 pints off best bitter, he usually feels a bit frisky after that. The one good thing is he's never too long. Why do you ask?.
1st Sheep- Well you know wev'e just had our 'Rose' tints done on our backs, perhaps we should run around and try and get them dry before before he comes up.
2nd Sheep. Why!.
1st Sheep. Surely you've seen the state off his hands there all 'RED'. I udder to think what the lads think of him down the 'Local', but then they do say their hands are all different colours too. I really do think it must be something in the 'area'
Pikey
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We dunt do sheep in ull but Grunt lets me have a quick fiddle with the sow once the Boar has finished wiv em.
An I dunt drink bitter, it's usually vodka or JD, but the 14 pints wos right.
An I dunt drink bitter, it's usually vodka or JD, but the 14 pints wos right.
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Ere Pikey, i think you might be bein persecuted! Just as a quick look thru the freds and i think despite being "impressed by the knowledge and help available", Trevvor's clearly got it in for you
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I think you might have been being generous when you said 99% funny earlier, i think 98% of that mighta bin summat else 99%funny implies a GSOH and (essential) ability to laff at self which Trev might a missed out on!
!I think you might have been being generous when you said 99% funny earlier, i think 98% of that mighta bin summat else
99%funny implies a GSOH and (essential) ability to laff at self which Trev might a missed out on!
Pikey
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Fook yer right. MODS ADMIN am bin pearseecuted. by not so Clever Trevvor. Help me or ahm gonna sulk yer bastids.
