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A few bits of coloured and poorly crimped jointed pipes don't really impress me at all!
OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AGAIN YOU MUST BE BLIND
A few bits of coloured and poorly crimped jointed pipes don't really impress me at all!
90?! As in MPH? From a standard 300tdi with a standard gearbox?
C'mon! Who do you think you're kidding? ound:
W T actual F is that monstrosity??
Im kidding no one it does over a ton on standard gearing lets have some pics of your creation in your engine bay then
Why would you want photos of my engine bay? It's a standard 300tdi, but there is absolutely no way in hell that a standard 300tdi and R380 gearbox will achieve 100MPH.
Actually, that's not fair. In my opinion, it's not possible, but I'm more than happy (in fact, I'm positively keen!) to be proven wrong! I want to see this!
Its not standard have you looked closely I will post a vid as soon as I get time to set it up got a few tweaks to do and seriously it does a ton and pulls like mad all the way there
Also its not under development it is done just needs setting up
Its not standard have you looked closely I will post a vid as soon as I get time to set it up got a few tweaks to do and seriously it does a ton and pulls like mad all the way there
A few bits of coloured and poorly crimped jointed pipes don't really impress me at all!
I do like the colour though , would look well in my engine bay. Mine being a 200 TDI, it will probably only achieve 199 BHP, rather than the full 200.
You must be wearing big shoes along with ya mate old salty dogs or whatever his name is you are obviosly deluded and sharing second hand boost pipes and rusty jubilee clips. Ive got loads of scrap bits here you can take away for free if your truck will make it, Now put your red noses back in the wadrobes along with your big shoes park your silly multicoloured cars away in your little workshops and dont waste anymore of my time neither of you probably even own a landy if you do lets have a look at your pics of what you 2 have under your bonnet:amen:Sorry forgot to say cheers am just going into the barn to have a late night play just came in to get a gallon of homemade scrumpy .....................................250 was the claim Though in all fairness it been revised to 200+ which may or may not be the same thing.
A dyno readout isn't necessary because he is so experienced he can just tell and if that's not proof enough it's reliability has been thoroughly tested by several trips down to Tescos
You must be wearing big shoes along with ya mate old salty dogs or whatever his name is you are obviosly deluded and sharing second hand boost pipes and rusty jubilee clips. Ive got loads of scrap bits here you can take away for free if your truck will make it, Now put your red noses back in the wadrobes along with your big shoes park your silly multicoloured cars away in your little workshops and dont waste anymore of my time neither of you probably even own a landy if you do lets have a look at your pics of what you 2 have under your bonnet:amen:Sorry forgot to say cheers am just going into the barn to have a late night play just came in to get a gallon of homemade scrumpy .....................................
If I really, really, really tune my Fender, do you think that I might be able to squeeze 75bhp out of it?
Well my freelander actually has 300+ horsepower.
Its on standard gearing and does 160 mph
I dont need to print out a dyno sheet cos Im like well experienced as an engine tuner and I have a list as long as my willy for customers waiting to buy my stuff. Im not telling you who I am but I am like well famous n' stuff so I dont need to cos Im like well good.
Anyway, dynos is like really rubbish and wont tell you nuffink about how powerful an engine is. EGT, didnt he like ring home and his alien mother and father came and picked him up after he had made him and his mates pushbikes fly. Well it wasnt him, I actually tuned those pushbikes.
Anyway your all losers cos like I am the best engine tooner in like the whole world.
Anyway like I said my freelander makes 250+ bhp so you like need to open your eyes mate.
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