2017 Land Rover Discovery confirmed with Intelligent Seat Fold tech

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GrumpyGel

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What a load of bollocks!

How on earth can putting seats up and down be termed "Intelligent"!!

"New tech allows Land Rover Discovery owners to configure the seating using the InControl Remote app on smartphones from anywhere in world" - and that is useful why?
 
As I understand the remote accesses lots more than that - fuel, door lock, climate, sat nav routes/history - which probably more useful...... and if you don't want to adjust your seats as you head out the door/down the drive then I guess its not compulsory....? ;-) cheers, A
 
I've got a better idea - if your motor gets nicked, a device to lock the thieving little scrotes inside and drive automatically to the nearest police station.
Or pipes exhaust fumes through the vents :eek:;)
 
wattfield said:
I've got a better idea - if your motor gets nicked, a device to lock the thieving little scrotes inside and drive automatically to the nearest police station.
Or pipes exhaust fumes through the vents :eek:;)
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Yeh, that would be worthy improvements :)

My daughter found a couple of scrotes breaking into our car a couple of years back. The car didn't have any tools to "restrain" them, but the police had a fecking huge, loud and very excited Alsatian that took great pleasure in doing its job. Was quite satisfying to know that they were found and restrained by that particular tool :)
 
GrumpyGel said:
Yeh, that would be worthy improvements :)

My daughter found a couple of scrotes breaking into our car a couple of years back. The car didn't have any tools to "restrain" them, but the police had a fecking huge, loud and very excited Alsatian that took great pleasure in doing its job. Was quite satisfying to know that they were found and restrained by that particular tool :)
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My brother and I caught a pair taking an unhealthy interest in my car years ago, and told them where to go. They walked away, one of them picked up a brick, they turned round and started walking back towards us, albeit on the other side of the road. I took the Krooklok out of my car while my brother went back into his house, emerging a few seconds later with his ice axe.
They turned round again, and walked away, very fast! ;)
 
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