Lets have a truce over new year

[ming]

Wiff the tratter boys un gurls. . . . . just up to new year mind, Mrs Ming hath decread we shall have a truce against any slagging tratters calling them rust buckets porky pig carryers or rufty tufty gay boys , bone shakers , oil polutin durdy ****s is ok though . . . . . .bit like the Nazis an Brits playing football in the war,shaking hands then resume to blowing each other up . . . . . .so starting at midday today and ending midday new years day. . . . . .so i still got time fer an insult YER DURDY GAY PHOOFTER SCUM BAGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DISCOV8]

nahhhhhhhhh

 

[juiceyv8]

I recon we should..................


























On second thoughts **** off

 

[Pikey]

get back oop uranus ya durty bent space poofter....

 

[blackvulcan100]

I got a discovery,they said go onto the gaylander section and see how polite and nice gaylander owners are,well I looked and theres no fecking difference just as insulting as the disco boys!! LOL !!

 

[Hippo]

Good idea ming.

 

[Adz]

Good idea ming.

Are gaylanders French or summat?

 

[Hippo]

Not French. They're British. British design, and British built (except for those built in Thailand).

 

[Bonkers]

Not French. They're British. British design, and British built (except for those built in Thailand).

Those built in Thailand were few and far between on the roads there, most likely exported to Malaysia. The local build saves the 200% duty on imported cars which is why anyone with any sense drives a local build car. Almost every maker has an assembly plant if the volume is sufficient.

If it's not then expect to pay 3 x UK price for your Jag or RR.

A truce would be sensible, what's the penalty fer breaking it?

 

[Hippo]

Penalty: A visit to mrs ming's tweetment room.

 

[Bonkers]

Penalty: A visit to mrs ming's tweetment room.

I'll pass on that one.

 

[willo]

As I changed address today and living in western California it's not noon for me yet, this gives me the (unpenalised) opportunity to still have a go on the trattor boys. But as you all know I'm too nice to do so, meaning I won't call them rust buckets porky pig carryers or rufty tufty gay boys , bone shakers, DURDY GAY PHOOFTER SCUM BAGS and so on.....

 

[ming]

As I changed address today and living in western California it's not noon for me yet, this gives me the (unpenalised) opportunity to still have a go on the trattor boys. But as you all know I'm too nice to do so, meaning I won't call them rust buckets porky pig carryers or rufty tufty gay boys , bone shakers, DURDY GAY PHOOFTER SCUM BAGS and so on.....

you noughty boy Willo using time lord technics

 

[ratty]

Does this truce mean that I have to go and pull out the gaylander I left embedded in another car after skating down a lane like an ice rink last night?

 

[willo]

Does this truce mean that I have to go and pull out the gaylander I left embedded in another car after skating down a lane like an ice rink last night?

Normally yes, unless you are a ......... aso...

 

[willo]

you noughty boy Willo using time lord technics

Yes, using these techniques as I've noticed in the past some outerspace individuals get away with it as well........

 

[Adz]

Not French. They're British. British design, and British built (except for those built in Thailand).

Then why are you and Ming waving that French flag so hard?

 

[Hippo]

Then why are you and Ming waving that French flag so hard?

We int waving a flag. Just askin for less ****e off the trattor boys. Tis Christmas after all. Season of good will to all, including Freelander owners.

 

[Adz]

We int waving a flag. Just askin for less ****e off the trattor boys.

Oh I'm sorry... I mistook the "croix blanc sur une tableau blanche" for the "yellow cross on a field of ****ing sunflower petals", petal.

Man up ffs... or admit it's not really a Land Rover and take yer stripes!

 

[Hippo]

Next you'll be telling me I can't take it off road, as it's not a 4x4, and it's no good in snow.

Ming, i think this one needs tweetmint.