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Heavin it doan yer. Good luck with the deluge.

Shirley that’s “Magnum”….

Hello hello hello……I ave reason to believe you are carryin a concealed chicken wiv no passport. Now come along quietly, there’s a good fellow……

Hehehe…..

When selling parts, presentation is everything. Clean them to death. Calipers for instance: dismantle, clean the pistons, remove springs, check for cracks. Check and clean the sliders, red rubber grease. If they have good pads, de-rust and scrub. Check the bleed nipples and the banjo bolts, make...

Damn right!

Shoved a shovel of smokeless on the woodstove first thing and toasted me toes while drinking coffee. Sheer bloody bliss.

Av binna long dai. Taime tu nod off. Zleep well frens.

Tizza piddy. Volks duddun unnastan importins uv trees. wot zort be it?

He’ll need more than a Disco to follow the Red Arrows, tha knows.

Probably wi'out a cock......unless it has a comb and wattles. He'll keep it in one of his spare Range Rovers, of course.

The possibilities of you actually holding down a job, let alone being able to use Range Rovers in whatever unfortunate style of employment you currently imagine yourself, are beginning to tax my imagination so I'd better pop off and do a bit more of mine - a real job which doesn't require me to...

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Capital “R” on “Rover”. Now, you should have got that one right if you really do have one you use as a lorry.

Oh and by the way, two “p”s in worshipper. Try to get it right next time, sonny boy.

Hehehe what rubbish 🤣🤣🤣 A dreamer who hasn’t worked out that he needs us but we wouldn’t notice if he disappeared into one of his Cornish myths. Bye bye, BoB.

😂😂😂😂 You silly little twerp! Can’t even use the same name two weeks running. Range Rover for work? Nice shopping trolley on your way back from the school run more like. 😂😂😂😂

Sanguineous Purgatory! That bloke must have no friends if he has to keep coming on here with his “I’m so rich that I can use a Range Rover as a lorry” excrement.

Good to hear. I’d have another LR tomorrow if circumstances allowed. BoB only comes on here to talk faeces anyway, there’s a few like that about.

Mornin orl. A bit drier doan yer, cats are oat. Dugs goan oat zoon, us boys gun dry tu go wurk. Be draivin us mad been ohm. Ohm be plaice tu keep us stuff.