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Technically yes but the bottled beers are getting rarer. Still some decent draught light milds from the midlands up!

Mournin volks, Chemo be oava. Still got gout but onward and upward. Be drai doan yer, lukin forrard tu a pint arvter five mumfs. Blimmin whoopee!

Dewalt battry gear be gude, but tu be honest any planer is werf its corn. Us boys godda Black an Decker wot be ad least 35 yurs ole and ee still does a gude job.

Mournin volks Be braight a sunny doan yer, no sleep lars naight zo slob in oat ont zofa ferrabit. Ort tu be cleenin Yeti but no strengff. SWMBO used it fer shootin yesdi zo be filfy: her’ll du it ledder but wud laike tu avva luke roand it.

Mornin orl. Slow start turday, us boys needin a booster battry.

Han maid buy local butcher anorl.

Turkey Ham a cranberry pie fer lunch. Life could be wurster.

Us boys av juss booked us Yeti in for 4x Vredestein Quadrac Pros. Us addum on uss Octavia an on Mrs DG's Fabia. Em seems ok zo far.

Be that a turmarter bottom leff? Iv so us boys bin duin it wrong orl these years.

Oanly iffn yer cloves is reely heavy. Laike 10 or 15 Army greatcoats.

Ee be a gurt big dam int Murrica.

Us du av an ole Dyson mains powered upright oover an ee will clean any blimmin fing. Powerful as eck wivva huge waste bin. Will clean whole house including cocker hair. But swmbo likes the batttery ones and they are as much use as a cardboard wetsuit. No power, no capacity, filters block in...

Mornin orl, Annuva wee trip tu osspiddle zmornin, herself be oat zhootin wiv dugs zo er av the Yeti. Us boys geddun in her skip, was a Fabia. Ow du wimmins av cars laike this? Be laike a feed mill. Crisspackets, digestive crumms, tangled leads. Us yeti no bloody obberadin theatre but gawd almighty.

Us boys spose shovel be fer gerrin mud oat uv inside. Duddun luke tu comfy but not bad ferra scaffolder’s van. An marginally bedderun a Prius. Mornin orl. Tis drai doan yer now arfter bidder wet oavernaight. Orf tu orspiddle agen a bit ledder zo need to get sorted. Avva gude dai volks!

Nooo…..3 are blow-ins. One blew in about 8 years ago. The other two belong to a neighbour who lost interest.

Yoosin dire leck wirds int general vorum ken be cunvoozin fer uvvers. Praps us zhud ask ver trans lashun. If yer ken zay “trans” nowadays.

Gude tu zee yer, WL. Us orl need high aters now anna gen! Mornin orl, be drai doan yer, us come doanstares and found four cats dossin int kitching. Us only av one cat.

What Tate deserves can’t be typed into an open forum.

Us farther used a Parker 45 laike us boys but used Parker royal blue. He too had a lovely fist which I long emulated but then he would, he was a design engineer in the old days of drawing boards and T squares.

Cuz twuz different. And eezier tu read in my view.