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  1. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Disgusting 😳 no need to bring your Freelander sex party gifts home. 🥳🐑🐶🐶🐶🐶
  2. saxavordian

    Which is Better Mark 1 or Mark 2

    You mentioned your wife wheelchair. Is she long-term disabled as you are her carer my guess. The main thing is comfortable access to the passenger side. A three door could be better than the five door. Do you have to physically get her into the vehicle? Is she able from wheelchair to get in...
  3. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    *****Important information for travelling Freelander driving abroad***** Recently a report from Freelander 1 Coastal and Forestry of Border Farce. Noticed a high proportion of illegal occupants being found. Note areas of concern below: (1). Passenger Side box or Map Box known locally to...
  4. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    For all you lovely ladies of landyzone
  5. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Whenever the urge to do jobs on your birthday Don't 🤣
  6. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Pervert🤨
  7. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Note (a) is explaining the reason why his Series one petrol distribution cap is repairable. The left hand is raised to reassure the (b) Newbie garage attendant. As (a) has no real experience in driving, but basic knowledge from reading the paragraph on repairing Distribution cap. We can surmise...
  8. saxavordian

    Lemon 2

    Seriously though once you add repairs insurance Ved replacement battery fuel and set of fluffy Dices in the first day. Lemon would be Lime. By the time you have bought it in poorer condition, it's a runaway to the bank manager. Otherwise make it roadworthy then later on approach the repairs as...
  9. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Ideal information for new starters buying a Landrover. Each hand signalling or known as the "Landrover Wave" are now officially recognised by regular users. When buying your own Landrover, please practice your official hand wave for the exam board. If you are buying a Range Rover, your...
  10. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Congratulations Manchester NW LZ. As you are aware our campaign, has hit an all time high in Manchester, North West, England. Perfectly healthy Lil Stuart Bothlethwaite, wanted to raise little cash for fellow perfectly healthy kids, to live above 150 years old. The campaign was for parents and...
  11. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    As a EV Evoque Designer, I asked a few people here on a survey, about improving Evoque aero dynamics. 1. Add square wheels 98% 2. Petrol and Lighter 100000009% 3. Fluffy Dices covering whole windscreen 75% 4. Directions to the nearest scrapheap with instant crusher 267% 5. Give the Designer a 2...
  12. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    I remember the use of metal banders and retaining clips using long handled crimper. They were lethal once cut with a metal snipper. 😵‍💫
  13. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Did you get the results on screen with your android. Sometimes the browsing history will retain the last information. Or at the time if you share the for printing and then save as pdf. Must admit my payslips from a dedicated site for royal mail, are restricted for pdf saving in the end I have...
  14. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    All those dedicated routes through special parking sites dressed as dogs has a premium. Maybe they value hairdressing in forestry environments.
  15. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Did the doctor read the wall chart while looking through the ear lugs.🥴
  16. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Wonder if the pilot female or trans😚
  17. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    See what your misses says. Or could be worse
  18. saxavordian

    And you thought Britpart were sh*t!

    Ouch!! Expensive way to find out a failure 😵‍💫
  19. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Russians🤔 or Chinese
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