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  1. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    God tells me that diesel is the fuel of Satan. I don't know myself but big "G" should know, omniscience or something like that. That is why I wear a tin foil hat.
  2. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    What are your thoughts on a 2004 4.4 V8 Vogue. No turbo, no timing belts, no diesel nonsense. 91K ( just run in) pretty good service history, 11 months MOT. Looks original, no Halfords bit stuck on here and there. looks as sexy as Samantha Beckinsale in wellies!
  3. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Mind you I had a Jaguar XF, therefore we are probably evens.
  4. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Also I don't have a RR at the moment therefore it follows that I ( initially) have significantly more money than yow.
  5. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Ah well I am claiming preference under Rule 54/4/a-ii (B2) on account of you've got one and I haven't and IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!
  6. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Where are you advertising it please.
  7. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Oh dear. that has thrown a scorpion down my Y fronts. I have just seen a 2006 4.4 V8 with 91K miles and as sexy as Sigourney Weaver in a miners helmet. Within my price range and petrol ( so no need to convert to Satanic dieselism). It's enough to put a smile on my face and a tilt in my kilt...
  8. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    I will be honest and say the bestest car ever, what I ever owned ever was my 1978 Rover SD1 3500. probably followed by my 2003 S type Jaguar. I loved both cars almost to the extent of becoming arrestable.
  9. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    I don't know whether I want to know the various weak spots of each model. Would it not spoil the surprise.
  10. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    PS I have never looked forward to breaking down so much.
  11. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Well what a nice bunch of people. All round to mine for sausage sandwiches and copious quantities tea. BUT, being as unlucky as a one legged man who finds himself accidently entering an bottom kicking contest, a slight hiccup or hiccough has developed on the Range Rover front. The dealer with...
  12. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Thank you all for your welcome and encouragement. I look forward to many years of trouble free, hassle free, cheap and easy motoring. But then again I am an attrocious liar!
  13. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    The worse cars I EVER had was either a Vauxhall Cavalier, or a Peugeot 405 MI16. So you see the Range Rover is really going to have to actually cause a holocaust to be worse than them
  14. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Thank you. Any way reliability isn't everything. Even stationary in a pool of it's own internal fluids a Range Rover is still a thing of beauty. I bet when the Titanic was sinking someone was still thinking "she's a beautiful ship"
  15. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    At least with a 2.5 diesel, if things do fall off, I wont be travelling too fast to be able to go back to pick it all up.
  16. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Good evening. It looks highly likely that after many, many years trying to find the slightest justification for owning a Range Rover that I may actually be getting one. Okay so it is an old P38 2.5 oilburner, which is not exactly what I wanted, but it is a Range Rover so there. I have always...
  17. NJW5007

    Good evening. I live in the wilds of Surrey and I am looking to replace my poxy panzer with a...

    Good evening. I live in the wilds of Surrey and I am looking to replace my poxy panzer with a Landy, Disco' or Range Rover
  18. NJW5007

    Good evening.

    Good evening.
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