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Cucumber sandwiches.

Close the doors to each room to keep the heat in.

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Eye has reported him to Rachel to have his land taxed anorl.

Yer quoted a bypass swear wurd. Naughty @landowner

Haggus munchers might get some. They normally do. Rest of the country might get 5cm on tuesday. Ain't worried. Gottid ma trusty hippo.

Accordiing to the online calculator, this ere fred is about 600 weeks old.

Eye have bin feeding me squirrel and reporting spam profiles on ere. Musta reported about 20 smornin. Some quite old.

Do a temp fix to see worrit looks like in the dark wiv em illuminated.

Cheapest smarty plan is 5 sovs per month. They keep charging yer 5 sovs moonthly untill yer say stop, move to different plan or different provider. Unlimited uk calls and text message, and 2g of internet data.

Buy it yerself. Sim free means yer fone ain't locked to one netwurk provider. Both A16 and A55 are dual sim according to the spec sheets above. Thas dual physical sim. Some new fones can take an eSim, which is a software coded key string wiv passwurd to create a virtual sim. Yer can...

Eye were finking yer pump wurnt wurking earlier this week. But was enjoying the updates too much. ;)

Eye posted an instergram link that seddit din't wuk after pressing post. So eye swopped it ferra dot in discust.

Text messages are sent on 2g. This ere fone problem... Self inflicked injury. Tis like buying a tratter and complaining yer gottid blurred vision at anyfink over 10mph. Buy a new fone. A brand new one. Samsung A55. 390 sovs. This one will blow yer socks oft. Good camera and screen. Tis wot...

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New leccy jasaaaaag

Looks like homebase is in trouble again. Eye has had to tell edgar.