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Me lupins av bin destroyed. Thems that flowered struggled when the bugs appeared. Most din't flower. Tis true this year has bin worser than normal. Spray at night and they're back by the morning. Even tried upping the pressure to sqwert them oft wiv me pump sprayer. Squirrels are fighting...

Nuts arrived today. Tis the size ov a sack ov spuds. Bin filling me garden bin wiv tree thus evening. Not edgar. Rain starting at midnight.

Dint know number 4 water butt tap were switched on so eye lost the excess water after number 3 filled up yesdi. Eye can hear nuts being eaten outside. Nowt from ernie this mumf.

Bit daft firing at a bullit proof design.

Roumer hassit they in finking ov building the ole tratters again as part of the defence review. Be betterer oft wiv a wheel barrow.

Its raining. Bit strip coming cross the whole of the uk.

Bort me squirrels 10kg ov nuts today. Fink eye has 5 or 6 different ones visiting. All wiv different issums ov which way they approch and varying levels ov nervousness. Assit were a cooler day eye fort eye'd take edgar over the pond on the sack truck to feed the ducks after wuk but he were er...

Is that you fasting. Arf a kit cat and arf a cup ov tea.

Teef marks in most of them