Recent content by Hippo

He has if e's gorra TD4 henjin. Was int FL2.

Nuts av bin put outside me trap but not innit. Lets get kev comfortable wiv being by said trap. 3 calls today from the window peeps. All ignored. Eye ain't being rushed into anyfink.

Yer post includes a quote wiv swearing. Dun't take it personal. You ain't the only one.

Nuvva one

Kev's house under me slabs is gerrin a bit wet. Can see the water coming down me harvester pipe. Tis arf inch deep snd flowing down me garage gutterin. 9.6mm fell in 8 minutes. Thas 300L flowed over the top because all me water butts are full. Squirrels are soaked but still coming back fer nuts...

Tis like givvin out parking tickets.

Rumbles ov funda. Me rain app ses we is avvin rain. About to get 6mm in one hour. Squirrels are going bonkers eating as quick as they can. They know sommints up.

Spottid kev going for me squirrels nuts last nite so eye goes out un sets the trap and put some in. As eye came out the door somefink shot int bush. Fink he's living under ma patio. Nayber ses he live under a shed 10 doors down. There be a hole int mud which eye fink he uses assa nuvva entrance...

Wiv or wiv out a cherry on top?

Is that on the orange fing?

Just had anuvva quick down pour and storm. Was outside finking about taking a cutting oft me hevva and a squirrel wonders along to the left ov me from behind me castle wall. About 4 foot away. He pauses. Eye looks down but dun't move. He gets his nut then hops oft in 1 meter sections and stops...

Thas fake. There's no sky.

Eye shudder bin clearer. Eye use polish that lightly cuts then a wax after. So takingva very small kayer oft.

Yep. Problem is we dun't use them at wuk. So eye can't borrow them.