1997 2.5 BMW TD .....mechanically I feel my motor is upto the journey especially as me new clutch slave cylinder, alternator, EAS pump, and service are all pretty recent but I would need someone to just watch the motor if I had to go for a pee cos the bastid c/locking's just packed up

No I mean MING keep watchin he'll be about

Not all of us that bloke Ming seems quite down to EARTH

My mechanics hairdryer looks very similar to er indoors hairdryer, dunt go to the expense of buying a mechanics one they are just snide babyliss

keep tuned in lots of interestin tips and loads of ****takin good fun though

Ayup Mr P welcome to LZ just down t' road from ya Tamuff

Hang on I've eard this one

Well whad'ya want

Not the dashboard cupholder........AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Ayup Geoff, welcome to the madhouse. Buy a Land Rover and see the world. Buy a Jap and see the next f####r

100% correct U-C totally normal no need to worry this will always happen when parking up after using a/c......NEXT........ Buy a Land Rover and see the world Buy a Jap and see the next f####r

Check pollen filters first if they are dry this is not the problem I thought exactly the same on mine and it seemed obvious that if passenger footwell had water lying on the rubber mat it must be coming in from behind the dash, also thought screen seal might be leaking but in the end by sitting...

Had this prob recently with 1 indicator on permanently, textbook had no faults recorded but it proved to be the becm located under drivers seat and if you can find someone capable and willing to open up the becm they will find by testing contacts on the PCB that a tiny item called a mossfett is...

Don't beat me massa please don't beat me!!! Buy a Land Rover and see the world Buy a Jap and see the next f####r

I'd ave come with ya if you were going to Poland.....It's about time some of us went the other way. Buy a Land Rover and see the world Buy a Jap and see the next f####r

Ayup Discodancer just become a member myself and also live in Tamworth I own a blue 97 P38 Range Rover with numerous current problems (all fixable with varying costs attached) but hey that's what it's all about they keep telling me. I must be a sucker for punishment have run Range Rovers for...