My house is called Wattfield. Someone called Watt lived here once. Boring, but my story won't hold you back from your dinner.

That's disappointing. I thought it was because there was a field there but then someone built a house on it.
 
The Tomcat was my CB handle (I was on the wagons then and I was out every night shagging).:)

Many years ago I used to cut the grass and do the clearance work down the sides of the motorways and major roads. Usually a flail would go ahead cutting the big parts and a couple of lads would go with strimmers around the lamppost and barriers etc. Whenever we got to a major trucking route we'd be showered by a blizzard of bits of paper covered in tits and arse. I came to the conclusion that most truckers drive with a stack of porn on the dash furiously ****ing their way round the country. Given some of the crashes I saw they cannot have seen it coming through the vinegar strokes as they did.
 
Many years ago I used to cut the grass and do the clearance work down the sides of the motorways and major roads. Usually a flail would go ahead cutting the big parts and a couple of lads would go with strimmers around the lamppost and barriers etc. Whenever we got to a major trucking route we'd be showered by a blizzard of bits of paper covered in tits and arse. I came to the conclusion that most truckers drive with a stack of porn on the dash furiously ****ing their way round the country. Given some of the crashes I saw they cannot have seen it coming through the vinegar strokes as they did.
That's part of the HGV course J. Sorts the men from the boys, no mobile phones to distract us from ****ing in those days.;):D
 
When i first started work in the mid 70's i was 5' nothing and weighed around 6 stone and so was gifted with the name Spadger (Little sparrow according to something i looked up years ago) it hung around with me for years until i left the UK for NZ. I still get it occasionally as a couple of friends from the UK have joined me in NZ and they remember the nickname. I have since doubled in weight but only gained 6" in height so i am somewhat different in proportion and should probably go by the name of wood pigeon.
 

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