He bellyied out on the slope after taking the **** out of a disco driver he had just recoved from water. I was sat watching the recovery, then he got stuck. I was then asked to help. His mates wouldn't help, but were happy to take photo's.

surely you meen ex-mates :rolleyes::D
 
Who needs going offroad if you can spend the afternoon in a cosey place sipping coffee and gossipping all the time ????:lvkiss-106:

whats the point in having 4x4 if you don't use the ****er! you might as well have a mgf it has the same number of faults but will take up less space outside the blue oyster club..........
 
gaylander for types who
1)couldn't afford a real landrover
2)could not afford to run one
3)kerb or car boot field the worse off roading they do.

Lets be honest a frisby is a heap of ****, and a deathtrap -check topgear or Ncapp
 
Speakin' from eggspearyunce, the gaylanders are ****e off road... never got me to where ah wanted tae be. Wasn't too bad on the road but drank more diesel than me trusty auld bus.
Ah saw sense and got mesel' a proper motor;):D

Crap....





Much better....





;):D:D
 
also when was the last time yer saw a gaylander full of rabbits or woodpidgeon etc?

Ermmmm... that photie was taken durin' a days ferretin' and shootin' craws. From memory ah think we had about a dozen rabbits by that time;)
 
Is that blood on that rock in the last picture....you aint been picking up boomers hookers have you???
 
ah but i bet it felt wrong!


also they are not as nice to drive in boots as a defender/series (pedals designed to be used with wellies
 
Is that blood on that rock in the last picture....you aint been picking up boomers hookers have you???

it could well be;) Fur them that want tae get an idea of where that photie was taken, it was the hill just beside Queensbury (hill) near Thornhill;)
 
ah but i bet it felt wrong!


also they are not as nice to drive in boots as a defender/series (pedals designed to be used with wellies

Well tbh it didnae feel too bad wi' the boots or wellies at the time.... but ah did say that ah did see sense;):D:D
 
must say had a gaylander 2 tother day as a loner while the deepender was in for warranty repairs and seemed a nice enough "car" but did'nt have time to try it off-road (did'nt even get time to dig out me affro wig and dark glasses ) but thankfully nobody i know saw me driving it :D
 
must say had a gaylander 2 tother day as a loner while the deepender was in for warranty repairs and seemed a nice enough "car" but did'nt have time to try it off-road (did'nt even get time to dig out me affro wig and dark glasses ) but thankfully nobody i know saw me driving it :D

Heeheehheeeheee!:D
Aye, ah agree they're ok as a 'car', or at least the 1's were. Never had a go in the 2's tho' so can't really compare.
 
And that's why they call them 'gay'

We cant travel in deep tractor ruts nor drive through water deep enough to get yr seat wet! So as long as you dont ground out or submerge you should be safe enough :D

Personally I think some of them pretty tratter boys protest too much ;)
 
whats the point in having 4x4 if you don't use the ****er! you might as well have a mgf it has the same number of faults but will take up less space outside the blue oyster club..........

Please make up your minds, is a freelander yes or no a 4x4 as this seems always to be the point of discussion with these tractor boys. If they need a gaylander to rescue them they quote it as a 4x4, when on the flat and they don't risk problems, in other words if they think not going to need any help of the gaylander club, they call it a non-4x4, so what is it after all ???
 

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