no surely not, knowone would ever be that daft trying to start it without a battery , nah it cannot be
I'm sure you don't qualify for 1 tho mate. Search Darwin awards on YouTube, there's some cracking eejits
I don't feel a stupid now !! But Even I would have walked away after the battery was flat and called the AA...That would be like trying to start the 90 after being away for a month.............running the battery flat , bumping it with no joy, jumping it with no joy, and then thinking .........
..........Maybe I should reconnect the fuel pump solenoid I took off for extra security?????
Then waving sheepishly to the neighbours who are watching you....!!
Cheers.
That would be like trying to start the 90 after being away for a month.............running the battery flat , bumping it with no joy, jumping it with no joy, and then thinking .........
..........Maybe I should reconnect the fuel pump solenoid I took off for extra security?????
Then waving sheepishly to the neighbours who are watching you....!!
Cheers.
, nor forgotten to put the fuse back and wondered why the suspension wouldn’t work , nah never ,
That's why Wor lass said I'm thick in a nice way!! Bit like joey Essex but more genuine!! I can make anything from nothing.. But you ask me what the capital of Madrid is amd I'm buggered!! It's a good laugh at pub quizzes though!!!Exactly! Some people are really that stupid so they get a nice award
I havnt had any yet!!
The thing about you tube!! You look at somebody tig welding!! The next thing you know, your watching somebody sitting on a car airbag and getting blown up into space!!Exactly! Some people are really that stupid so they get a nice award
That's what I think!! It makes me normal!! But Wor lass said no normal person draws big willies on the bairns echo-sketch and laughs at it for 3 hours after having a little spliffYou'll be right as rain when you do pal
I've got a Haines manual!! But it doesn't tell you anywhere to check your radiator for mud in the fault finding sectionnoooooooooooooooo, lol, shall we all buy a haynes manual , lol, only joking mate
never mind , easily done, ( cough,cough , did hear a silly story once )
then lookin 4 a new motor Then thinkin WTF I still av mi DIATSU parked in the yard will run that ! Flatened TWO Batterys F/in thing would NOT start & stuck jump lead on glow plugs & the F0000000kin thing Started Then rememberd glow plugs worked of a seperate button 
BUT only in the sills
Lol!! That made me giggle!!! Hammers!!!! bit like that Edd China bloke!!! He never has blood dripping off his knuckles or brake fluid in his eyes!! And not a spot of oil on his face!! It's all put on for the telly!! He gets his mate paul to do the **** jobs and he gets the credit. Just like me when I try and open a jar of beetroot.. grunting and groaning twisting and turning and then Wor lass comes over , takes it off me an "pop" the lid is off!!!
Strewth what happened to there
erm fast foward a bit and my 4 new calipers, 4 new discs, 8 new pads and a hawkeye tool arrived.. great, lets get it to the garage and have them done.. they couldnt do it that day so went to drive back, its like a 5 min drive on small roads..by now the rear brakes had been shut off presumably by the ABS block, and the front brakes were sorta either off or full on. the one time I didn't bother putting it in low range, going down a small road, didn't see a corner and hit the brakes... front locked and rear kept pushing.... over a concrete "bridge" and thats that.. of course this is all on icy snow... -20 degrees. And erm my guess, slider pins on most of the brakes were seized causing the pads to crack... fukin MOT with no advisors before I bought it 3 months ago...
Those were the days.. but I didn't know I had repaired it.. .. I hate new mot laws!!! Chicken wire, daily sport and bodge... it's like modern day carbon fibreHad that motor for 10 years & the only Advisory I had on it was to much Shultz !
Mind you it was hidin Chicken wire + filler
