laughed so much,nearly choked on my coffee!This is a great forum-some real characters out there!
Back on track-The only legal fuels allowed in your fuel tank if you are dipped by VOSA:
regular diesel-petrol-biofuel (biofuel encompasses ,biodiesel-veg oil.Each individual has a tax free limit of 2500 lts in any 12 month period-if you exceed this limit,duty is payable).
Any other solvents,paraffin,white spirit,red diesel are illegal and if caught,you will be fined heavily,and /or vehicle impounded.
All my friends that have been dipped on veg (vosa came out to their houses to do this!-nosey neighbours?)had no problem,once vosa realised it was veg and petrol in the tank-seems to be red diesel they are really after.One guy did dilute his veg with misfuel(from a boatyard,which had red diesel in it)Customs gave him a choice pay £750.00 on the spot or his vehicle will be removed to Dover-awaiting court proceedings-he will have to pay removal costs plus courts descision-he paid the £750.00 spot fine.
So if you stick to ,diesel,biodiesel,or veg and use petrol or diesel as a thinner you will have no problem-anything else is just not worth it