Do they have them in extra massive?
I believe they come in S,M,L,XL,XXL, awning and marquee sizes.
you forgot fat bastid ratty size as well.
Not everyone's an inmate ya muppet
I has a teeshirt but never got round to wearing it at the weekend.
Not yer trousers, or yer keks, or socks...... In fact did you wear any clothes at all?
I had me nappy on FFS!!! And me bib at meal times...
Did you have designated meal times cos you wuz just repeating the word 'bitty' over and over and beckoning to minty.
I is a growing Lad.. wot does ya expect??
And lastly, my Sunday sketch