Im at work and earning money doing chuff all. Sounds Exciting. Plenty of job satisfaction there. Not sure i could go through life being a lazy ****. Im sure you earn a great living, seems everyone does. However i doubt it cos you been up since early doors. Hardly middle class earning hours is it sunshine? Dont worry we know you blag.

Lol, Listen to you. Who said anything about being middle class?? Im far from it m8. The reasion i start work early is because my job needs me too. Its called shift work you ****ing pen pusher.

And in answer to your questions:
Why keep it as me avatar(not sig pic, troll)? A BIT PETTY!
why not?What else would you suggest?Me company car? I own both my cars you ****:doh:
What do i bring?A knowledge of working on, driving and owning range rovers, defenders, s3's and discos. Only been in a gaylander1 once.It was ****, wont bother again.
And i own a freelander and have done for nearly 4 years so i think i have good knowledge of it and how it works hence the reason i stick to the freelander section of the forum. :doh:
 
And i own a freelander and have done for nearly 4 years so i think i have good knowledge of it and how it works hence the reason i stick to the freelander section of the forum. :doh:
Sounds Exciting. Plenty of job satisfaction there. Not sure i could go through life being a lazy ****.
a bit petty?you started correcting everyone.And you own both your cars congrats. Ive owned all my cars, other wise theyd be some one else's, numpty. And this doesnt help me with with my "what to put in avatar conundrum". Any way its not lazy, its being qualified. Work smarter not harder.
 
a bit petty?you started correcting everyone.And you own both your cars congrats. Ive owned all my cars, other wise theyd be some one else's, numpty. And this doesnt help me with with my "what to put in avatar conundrum". Any way its not lazy, its being qualified. Work smarter not harder.

Wise words mate!
 
Sorry folks but some info has come my way recently that might explain old 2001ytd4's mental state & makes me think that maybe we should cut him a little slack.
I know I shouldn't really break his confidence but he's just told me that he's only the other week found out that his mummy & daddy are actually brother & sister & that his genetic complications arising from this are responsible for his lower than average intelligence coupled with his Walter Mitty personality where he feels the need to make up a wonderful but non-existant life of beautiful wife, loving family, fantastic friends, highly paid but easy job (though strangely he's still driving the same old freelander for 4 years) etc.
He also goes on to apologise for the way he gets frustrated when everyone constantly gets the better of him & can either only swear or pretend he's trying to wind you all up, it's his coping mechanism.

His confession was quite heartfelt & goes some way to explain his actions
 
Why don't we just ignore the ****er and continue as normal? If he chooses to be normal, like the rest of us Freelander owners, then everyones happy. If not, then he'll dissapear when getting board of being ignored.
 
Why don't we just ignore the ****er and continue as normal? If he chooses to be normal, like the rest of us Freelander owners, then everyones happy. If not, then he'll dissapear when getting board of being ignored.

that's what I decided to do earlier, he's not worth typing for. Now on the ignore list. ;)
 
Sorry folks but some info has come my way recently that might explain old 2001ytd4's mental state & makes me think that maybe we should cut him a little slack.
I know I shouldn't really break his confidence but he's just told me that he's only the other week found out that his mummy & daddy are actually brother & sister & that his genetic complications arising from this are responsible for his lower than average intelligence coupled with his Walter Mitty personality where he feels the need to make up a wonderful but non-existant life of beautiful wife, loving family, fantastic friends, highly paid but easy job (though strangely he's still driving the same old freelander for 4 years) etc.
He also goes on to apologise for the way he gets frustrated when everyone constantly gets the better of him & can either only swear or pretend he's trying to wind you all up, it's his coping mechanism.

His confession was quite heartfelt & goes some way to explain his actions

**** me!!!! he must be BoBs brother!
 
are yer asking who to **** me or who iz i talking about being nobs brother

numbers and letters 'bloke' who chromeyballs wiz talking about in the quote to be voted nobs brother

and to **** me........erm gianna micheals can have a ride of me schlong
 
I bet your not the only one who has him on it.

+1 here, only the 2nd person I've put on iggy list since I joined LZ. personally I'd rather re-read BoB's inane drivel than carry on reading that plonker's offering's.
 

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