treestump said:
You will have to drive a lot b****** better than you spell to catch a toyota landy lout
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Not a problem stumpy willy.I will have no problems locating your broken slitty and will in my best english be most potent in my approach rendering your ****e box wagon thats going to cost and break alot un-useable with my tractor so you can claim on my insurance and buy a landy.

see...:p
 
Odds dahling ;) can you bring some oil i'm having terrible trouble getting these rubber boots on and do you want the butterfly tongue stud or just the ball this week:D:D
 
odenne said:
Surprised e can see the trees for all the smoke :D:D:D
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i find smokein spliff at work a bastid as me visor keeps choppin them up.

got a bong in the rangie so i can keep topped up...:D:D

tis a laugh when ya squash summat too,dont care.

destroyed a shed and contents once and i was straight.

stick to mashed now dont seem to cause any trouble that way.:D
 
Yes Elbs my love certainly, i know just the thing to help you seductively slide into them. Bring the butterfly stud and the tassly whip, i'll have you wailing like a banshee in no time - that'll get the neighbours going!!!:D:D:D
 
ahhhhh :eek:slight problem with the whip remember, you got a bit excited and bit it in half, may have one of my horse ones here will that do:)
 
:D:D no problem, if i remember rightly half of it is still stuck in your neighbour (or did the "doctor" manage to get it out?) but the horsey one does it for me, i'll even do the actions. And you bring the duck-tape, i'll bring the EP90. :D:D:D
 
ive not read all the thread, but from what i have read,

You need a car to impress a girl/women?!?!

i drive a beaten up 90, my misses is very femine and still loves the landy and offroading/greenlaning!!

and that you also brought a car because of the type of people on the other forums and clubs!?

doesnt sound like you have a lot going for you really does it!!

must have a small penis and big ego, especially to come on a landrover forum and try to gloat about your new toyota!! all well it might be a great car, but still, weak thread
 
Ere.. treestump..... when you had a landy I bet you were quite eager to post questions, advice and general banter with landy owners..and now u have bought a toyota it has made you think that you are better than anyone else on this forum. Why are you still here...landy owners are now in the gutter seein as tho you dont have one now...but you did have... so you have climbed out of the gutter ... great for you... but the toyota has obviously made you into a arrogant t**t....I hope in 6 months time.. when you have decided buyin a toyota was the wrong decision and your gonna go back to a landy.. you dont come here for advice... cos I doubt very much you will get it.


Why do you feel the need to post abuse to members on here...



Oh yes thats right ... you now have a "toyota"...:doh:


SO fookin wot..... none of us really give a ****...you must be a sucker for pi** takin...


Why dont you go and just fook the exhaust of ya toyota.....:rolleyes:... you will get more satisfaction Im sure .. than tryin to get peeps on here to convert.




And thats cos its a LANDY forum :doh:
 
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