My theory is that if you have a diesel vehicle, with an excess fuel return (most diesels do) and can fit enough of these magnet things, you have to stop and drain the fuel tank every 100 miles or so because it will fill up. This is very inconvenient, as on a long journey, you can easily run out of jerry cans to drain the excess fuel into!

With one fitted to your engine, you'll notice that the exhaust will smell very strongly of bovine excrement.
 
hi all
since i had my 4.6 hse converted to run on lpg and petrol i also fitted magnets to my petrol fuel line (some how it won:Dt work on the lpg line )with a result i now sell the excess petrol back to morrisons and then purchase their lpg and claim the points so in a way my lpg is free and with the points i get £5 returned every 3 weeks :D:D:D

regards
 
i put a magnet on my electric cables at home and the power company sent me a cheque for £2000 for the power i had supplied back to the grid!!

when i cashed the cheque we went to the pub and put a magnet on the beer glass, 8 of us got ****ed on £5!

after the pub we went for a curry and.........well, i'm still shatting!!
 
CharlesY said:
Any time soon you'll have a magnetic personality!

CharlesY
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and when you do, if you go to Poland stay well clear of girls who are twins because like poles repel.

But if you choose opposite Poles, say a blonde and a Brunette, you will find they attract!

CharlesY
 
sounds like the magnets are the prize winner, the lucky winner will receive a cockmeat sandwich from big bob.
 
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