so all you need is a pint or two of **** in the exhaust! so the air in towns and cities will be clean but smell of ****! why do they fine us for ****ing in doorways and then allow companies to put **** in thier fuel!! thats just outragous!

they'll be getting **** for brains in hospitals soon!
 
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Not one sensible answer to my question. Perhaps "offroaders" are morons after all. Sad.
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123HSE said:
Not one sensible answer to my question. Perhaps "offroaders" are morons after all. Sad.
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would you like to explain to us mere morons how a magnet on a fuel pipe will improve fuel consumption? I wasnt aware thar petrol was magnetic.
 
I reckon fitting a smaller petrol tank-say 2 gallons would make it cheaper to run.:mooning::hysterically_laughi
 
there is something magnetic about petrol cos my p38 cant get past large quantities of it without going in for a taste!!

tell us how they work and on what vehicles you have tested them and why major companies havnt installed them as standard and i'll think about not being a moron for a while! if you fail to convince me though you will be branded as a ****wit forever!!
 
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Not one sensible answer to my question. Perhaps "offroaders" are morons after all. Sad.
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Pish,pash, Bosh!! what a lot of ignorant, load of offroders you all are (but i thought this was a Range Rover forum, not an offroading one) anyway i digress

Steam is the way to go you fools, get some of that there black gold (coal) and stick a furness in the dash, and a pot of water on the roof, and away to go, but the cheapest way to run your Range Rover (DSE) is.......(so i have been told!! not ever done this myself you understand.....ever honest guv' ) Is to nick the derv from your bosses truck and fill yours up......for free, at the moment it is costing (this guy i know of ((NOT ME)) yea this guy, BoB is his name) it costing him £0 ils to the galon!! cheaper than Tescos
 
But that is stealing.

Next thing he might start to think stealing is OK, and he or his chums might steal your Landy.

That wouldn't be so funny huh?

CharlesY
 
ooh hark at inspector charlsey. stealing is not illegal until you get caught then its only evidence that can incriminate you!

hydrogen technology is the way forward, ever wondered why the gov. is not supporting green and reatively low cost, low environmental impact technology in the way it supports road fund licence collection. see a patern emerging here?? how much would the gov. lose if we all had a spark of insanity and went green! even for a week the gov. would be crippled. lets go green and put the gov out of buisness!!!
 
Not one sensible answer to my question. Perhaps "offroaders" are morons after all. Sad.
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Dear ****witt, in the unlikely but possible point I get banned, it was worth it, this site is light hearted and jovial, if that displeases you I suggest you **** off.

sincere regards

fanatic

ps my penis extension is bigger-blow me
 
hell no:nospamhere:

anyone for discount snake oil? get 50% extra BS for free
 
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seriously, come on a site call people morons, others have suggested male chicken
 
fanatic said:
Dear ****witt, in the unlikely but possible point I get banned, it was worth it, this site is light hearted and jovial, if that displeases you I suggest you **** off.

sincere regards

fanatic

ps my penis extension is bigger-blow me
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I didn't laugh - maybe someone found it funny n I will shut up but am entitled to my opinion
 
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